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Genesis 1:29And God said, Oh shit, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
Genesis 3:22And the LORD God said, Oh shit, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
Genesis 4:14Oh shit, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it shall come to pass, that every one that findeth me shall slay me.
Genesis 11:6And the LORD said, Oh shit, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.
Genesis 12:11And it came to pass, when he was come near to enter into Egypt, that he said unto Sarai his wife, Oh shit now, I know that thou art a fair woman to look upon:
Genesis 15:3And Abram said, Oh shit, to me thou hast given no seed: and, lo, one born in my house is mine heir.
Genesis 16:2And Sarai said unto Abram, Oh shit now, the LORD hath restrained me from bearing: I pray thee, go in unto my maid; it may be that I may obtain children by her. And Abram hearkened to the voice of Sarai.
Genesis 16:6But Abram said unto Sarai, Oh shit, thy maid is in thy hand; do to her as it pleaseth thee. And when Sarai dealt hardly with her, she fled from her face.
Genesis 16:11And the angel of the LORD said unto her, Oh shit, thou art with child, and shalt bear a son, and shalt call his name Ishmael; because the LORD hath heard thy affliction.
Genesis 17:20And as for Ishmael, I have heard thee: Oh shit, I have blessed him, and will make him fruitful, and will multiply him exceedingly; twelve princes shall he beget, and I will make him a great nation.
Genesis 18:9And they said unto him, Where is Sarah thy wife? And he said, Oh shit, in the tent.
Genesis 18:27And Abraham answered and said, Oh shit now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the Lord, which am but dust and ashes:
Genesis 18:31And he said, Oh shit now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the Lord: Peradventure there shall be twenty found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for twenty's sake.
Genesis 19:2And he said, Oh shit now, my lords, turn in, I pray you, into your servant's house, and tarry all night, and wash your feet, and ye shall rise up early, and go on your ways. And they said, Nay; but we will abide in the street all night.
Genesis 19:8Oh shit now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.
Genesis 19:19Oh shit now, thy servant hath found grace in thy sight, and thou hast magnified thy mercy, which thou hast shewed unto me in saving my life; and I cannot escape to the mountain, lest some evil take me, and I die:
Genesis 19:20Oh shit now, this city is near to flee unto, and it is a little one: Oh, let me escape thither, (is it not a little one?) and my soul shall live.
Genesis 19:34And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Oh shit, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
Genesis 20:3But God came to Abimelech in a dream by night, and said to him, Oh shit, thou art but a dead man, for the woman which thou hast taken; for she is a man's wife.
Genesis 20:15And Abimelech said, Oh shit, my land is before thee: dwell where it pleaseth thee.
Genesis 20:16And unto Sarah he said, Oh shit, I have given thy brother a thousand pieces of silver: behold, he is to thee a covering of the eyes, unto all that are with thee, and with all other: thus she was reproved.
Genesis 22:1And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham, and said unto him, Abraham: and he said, Oh shit, here I am.
Genesis 22:7And Isaac spake unto Abraham his father, and said, My father: and he said, Here am I, my son. And he said, Oh shit the fire and the wood: but where is the lamb for a burnt offering?
Genesis 22:20And it came to pass after these things, that it was told Abraham, saying, Oh shit, Milcah, she hath also born children unto thy brother Nahor;
Genesis 24:13Oh shit, I stand here by the well of water; and the daughters of the men of the city come out to draw water:
Genesis 24:43Oh shit, I stand by the well of water; and it shall come to pass, that when the virgin cometh forth to draw water, and I say to her, Give me, I pray thee, a little water of thy pitcher to drink;
Genesis 24:51Oh shit, Rebekah is before thee, take her, and go, and let her be thy master's son's wife, as the LORD hath spoken.
Genesis 25:32And Esau said, Oh shit, I am at the point to die: and what profit shall this birthright do to me?
Genesis 26:9And Abimelech called Isaac, and said, Oh shit, of a surety she is thy wife: and how saidst thou, She is my sister? And Isaac said unto him, Because I said, Lest I die for her.
Genesis 27:1And it came to pass, that when Isaac was old, and his eyes were dim, so that he could not see, he called Esau his eldest son, and said unto him, My son: and he said unto him, Oh shit, here am I.
Genesis 27:2And he said, Oh shit now, I am old, I know not the day of my death:
Genesis 27:6And Rebekah spake unto Jacob her son, saying, Oh shit, I heard thy father speak unto Esau thy brother, saying,
Genesis 27:11And Jacob said to Rebekah his mother, Oh shit, Esau my brother is a hairy man, and I am a smooth man:
Genesis 27:37And Isaac answered and said unto Esau, Oh shit, I have made him thy lord, and all his brethren have I given to him for servants; and with corn and wine have I sustained him: and what shall I do now unto thee, my son?
Genesis 27:39And Isaac his father answered and said unto him, Oh shit, thy dwelling shall be the fatness of the earth, and of the dew of heaven from above;
Genesis 27:42And these words of Esau her elder son were told to Rebekah: and she sent and called Jacob her younger son, and said unto him, Oh shit, thy brother Esau, as touching thee, doth comfort himself, purposing to kill thee.
Genesis 30:3And she said, Oh shit my maid Bilhah, go in unto her; and she shall bear upon my knees, that I may also have children by her.
Genesis 30:34And Laban said, Oh shit, I would it might be according to thy word.
Genesis 31:51And Laban said to Jacob, Oh shit this heap, and behold this pillar, which I have cast betwixt me and thee;
Genesis 32:20And say ye moreover, Oh shit, thy servant Jacob is behind us. For he said, I will appease him with the present that goeth before me, and afterward I will see his face; peradventure he will accept of me.
Genesis 37:9And he dreamed yet another dream, and told it his brethren, and said, Oh shit, I have dreamed a dream more; and, behold, the sun and the moon and the eleven stars made obeisance to me.
Genesis 37:19And they said one to another, Oh shit, this dreamer cometh.
Genesis 38:13And it was told Tamar, saying, Oh shit thy father in law goeth up to Timnath to shear his sheep.
Genesis 39:8But he refused, and said unto his master's wife, Oh shit, my master wotteth not what is with me in the house, and he hath committed all that he hath to my hand;
Genesis 41:29Oh shit, there come seven years of great plenty throughout all the land of Egypt:
Genesis 42:2And he said, Oh shit, I have heard that there is corn in Egypt: get you down thither, and buy for us from thence; that we may live, and not die.
Genesis 44:8Oh shit, the money, which we found in our sacks' mouths, we brought again unto thee out of the land of Canaan: how then should we steal out of thy lord's house silver or gold?
Genesis 47:23Then Joseph said unto the people, Oh shit, I have bought you this day and your land for Pharaoh: lo, here is seed for you, and ye shall sow the land.
Genesis 48:1And it came to pass after these things, that one told Joseph, Oh shit, thy father is sick: and he took with him his two sons, Manasseh and Ephraim.
Genesis 48:2And one told Jacob, and said, Oh shit, thy son Joseph cometh unto thee: and Israel strengthened himself, and sat upon the bed.
Genesis 48:4And said unto me, Oh shit, I will make thee fruitful, and multiply thee, and I will make of thee a multitude of people; and will give this land to thy seed after thee for an everlasting possession.
Genesis 48:21And Israel said unto Joseph, Oh shit, I die: but God shall be with you, and bring you again unto the land of your fathers.
Genesis 50:18And his brethren also went and fell down before his face; and they said, Oh shit, we be thy servants.
Exodus 1:9And he said unto his people, Oh shit, the people of the children of Israel are more and mightier than we:
Exodus 3:13And Moses said unto God, Oh shit, when I come unto the children of Israel, and shall say unto them, The God of your fathers hath sent me unto you; and they shall say to me, What is his name? what shall I say unto them?
Exodus 5:5And Pharaoh said, Oh shit, the people of the land now are many, and ye make them rest from their burdens.
Exodus 6:12And Moses spake before the LORD, saying, Oh shit, the children of Israel have not hearkened unto me; how then shall Pharaoh hear me, who am of uncircumcised lips?
Exodus 6:30And Moses said before the LORD, Oh shit, I am of uncircumcised lips, and how shall Pharaoh hearken unto me?
Exodus 8:29And Moses said, Oh shit, I go out from thee, and I will intreat the LORD that the swarms of flies may depart from Pharaoh, from his servants, and from his people, to morrow: but let not Pharaoh deal deceitfully any more in not letting the people go to sacrifice to the LORD.
Exodus 9:3Oh shit, the hand of the LORD is upon thy cattle which is in the field, upon the horses, upon the asses, upon the camels, upon the oxen, and upon the sheep: there shall be a very grievous murrain.
Exodus 9:18Oh shit, to morrow about this time I will cause it to rain a very grievous hail, such as hath not been in Egypt since the foundation thereof even until now.
Exodus 16:4Then said the LORD unto Moses, Oh shit, I will rain bread from heaven for you; and the people shall go out and gather a certain rate every day, that I may prove them, whether they will walk in my law, or no.
Exodus 17:6Oh shit, I will stand before thee there upon the rock in Horeb; and thou shalt smite the rock, and there shall come water out of it, that the people may drink. And Moses did so in the sight of the elders of Israel.
Exodus 23:20Oh shit, I send an Angel before thee, to keep thee in the way, and to bring thee into the place which I have prepared.
Exodus 24:8And Moses took the blood, and sprinkled it on the people, and said, Oh shit the blood of the covenant, which the LORD hath made with you concerning all these words.
Exodus 33:21And the LORD said, Oh shit, there is a place by me, and thou shalt stand upon a rock:
Exodus 34:10And he said, Oh shit, I make a covenant: before all thy people I will do marvels, such as have not been done in all the earth, nor in any nation: and all the people among which thou art shall see the work of the LORD: for it is a terrible thing that I will do with thee.
Leviticus 10:18Oh shit, the blood of it was not brought in within the holy place: ye should indeed have eaten it in the holy place, as I commanded.
Leviticus 10:19And Aaron said unto Moses, Oh shit, this day have they offered their sin offering and their burnt offering before the LORD; and such things have befallen me: and if I had eaten the sin offering to day, should it have been accepted in the sight of the LORD?
Numbers 17:12And the children of Israel spake unto Moses, saying, Oh shit, we die, we perish, we all perish.
Numbers 18:8And the LORD spake unto Aaron, Oh shit, I also have given thee the charge of mine heave offerings of all the hallowed things of the children of Israel; unto thee have I given them by reason of the anointing, and to thy sons, by an ordinance for ever.
Numbers 22:5He sent messengers therefore unto Balaam the son of Beor to Pethor, which is by the river of the land of the children of his people, to call him, saying, Oh shit, there is a people come out from Egypt: behold, they cover the face of the earth, and they abide over against me:
Numbers 22:11Oh shit, there is a people come out of Egypt, which covereth the face of the earth: come now, curse me them; peradventure I shall be able to overcome them, and drive them out.
Numbers 23:20Oh shit, I have received commandment to bless: and he hath blessed; and I cannot reverse it.
Numbers 23:24Oh shit, the people shall rise up as a great lion, and lift up himself as a young lion: he shall not lie down until he eat of the prey, and drink the blood of the slain.
Numbers 25:12Wherefore say, Oh shit, I give unto him my covenant of peace:
Numbers 31:16Oh shit, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against the LORD in the matter of Peor, and there was a plague among the congregation of the LORD.
Deuteronomy 1:8Oh shit, I have set the land before you: go in and possess the land which the LORD sware unto your fathers, Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, to give unto them and to their seed after them.
Deuteronomy 1:21Oh shit, the LORD thy God hath set the land before thee: go up and possess it, as the LORD God of thy fathers hath said unto thee; fear not, neither be discouraged.
Deuteronomy 2:31And the LORD said unto me, Oh shit, I have begun to give Sihon and his land before thee: begin to possess, that thou mayest inherit his land.
Deuteronomy 4:5Oh shit, I have taught you statutes and judgments, even as the LORD my God commanded me, that ye should do so in the land whither ye go to possess it.
Deuteronomy 5:24And ye said, Oh shit, the LORD our God hath shewed us his glory and his greatness, and we have heard his voice out of the midst of the fire: we have seen this day that God doth talk with man, and he liveth.
Deuteronomy 10:14Oh shit, the heaven and the heaven of heavens is the LORD'S thy God, the earth also, with all that therein is.
Deuteronomy 11:26Oh shit, I set before you this day a blessing and a curse;
Deuteronomy 31:14And the LORD said unto Moses, Oh shit, thy days approach that thou must die: call Joshua, and present yourselves in the tabernacle of the congregation, that I may give him a charge. And Moses and Joshua went, and presented themselves in the tabernacle of the congregation.
Deuteronomy 31:16And the LORD said unto Moses, Oh shit, thou shalt sleep with thy fathers; and this people will rise up, and go a whoring after the gods of the strangers of the land, whither they go to be among them, and will forsake me, and break my covenant which I have made with them.
Joshua 2:2And it was told the king of Jericho, saying, Oh shit, there came men in hither to night of the children of Israel to search out the country.
Joshua 2:18Oh shit, when we come into the land, thou shalt bind this line of scarlet thread in the window which thou didst let us down by: and thou shalt bring thy father, and thy mother, and thy brethren, and all thy father's household, home unto thee.
Joshua 3:11Oh shit, the ark of the covenant of the Lord of all the earth passeth over before you into Jordan.
Joshua 8:4And he commanded them, saying, Oh shit, ye shall lie in wait against the city, even behind the city: go not very far from the city, but be ye all ready:
Joshua 22:11And the children of Israel heard say, Oh shit, the children of Reuben and the children of Gad and the half tribe of Manasseh have built an altar over against the land of Canaan, in the borders of Jordan, at the passage of the children of Israel.
Joshua 22:28Therefore said we, that it shall be, when they should so say to us or to our generations in time to come, that we may say again, Oh shit the pattern of the altar of the LORD, which our fathers made, not for burnt offerings, nor for sacrifices; but it is a witness between us and you.
Joshua 23:4Oh shit, I have divided unto you by lot these nations that remain, to be an inheritance for your tribes, from Jordan, with all the nations that I have cut off, even unto the great sea westward.
Joshua 24:27And Joshua said unto all the people, Oh shit, this stone shall be a witness unto us; for it hath heard all the words of the LORD which he spake unto us: it shall be therefore a witness unto you, lest ye deny your God.
Judges 6:37Oh shit, I will put a fleece of wool in the floor; and if the dew be on the fleece only, and it be dry upon all the earth beside, then shall I know that thou wilt save Israel by mine hand, as thou hast said.
Judges 7:13And when Gideon was come, behold, there was a man that told a dream unto his fellow, and said, Oh shit, I dreamed a dream, and, lo, a cake of barley bread tumbled into the host of Midian, and came unto a tent, and smote it that it fell, and overturned it, that the tent lay along.
Judges 8:15And he came unto the men of Succoth, and said, Oh shit Zebah and Zalmunna, with whom ye did upbraid me, saying, Are the hands of Zebah and Zalmunna now in thine hand, that we should give bread unto thy men that are weary?
Judges 9:31And he sent messengers unto Abimelech privily, saying, Oh shit, Gaal the son of Ebed and his brethren be come to Shechem; and, behold, they fortify the city against thee.
Judges 9:36And when Gaal saw the people, he said to Zebul, Oh shit, there come people down from the top of the mountains. And Zebul said unto him, Thou seest the shadow of the mountains as if they were men.
Judges 13:3And the angel of the LORD appeared unto the woman, and said unto her, Oh shit now, thou art barren, and bearest not: but thou shalt conceive, and bear a son.
Judges 13:7But he said unto me, Oh shit, thou shalt conceive, and bear a son; and now drink no wine nor strong drink, neither eat any unclean thing: for the child shall be a Nazarite to God from the womb to the day of his death.
Judges 13:10And the woman made haste, and ran, and shewed her husband, and said unto him, Oh shit, the man hath appeared unto me, that came unto me the other day.
Judges 14:16And Samson's wife wept before him, and said, Thou dost but hate me, and lovest me not: thou hast put forth a riddle unto the children of my people, and hast not told it me. And he said unto her, Oh shit, I have not told it my father nor my mother, and shall I tell it thee?
Judges 16:10And Delilah said unto Samson, Oh shit, thou hast mocked me, and told me lies: now tell me, I pray thee, wherewith thou mightest be bound.
Judges 19:9And when the man rose up to depart, he, and his concubine, and his servant, his father in law, the damsel's father, said unto him, Oh shit, now the day draweth toward evening, I pray you tarry all night: behold, the day groweth to an end, lodge here, that thine heart may be merry; and to morrow get you early on your way, that thou mayest go home.
Judges 19:24Oh shit, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing.
Judges 20:7Oh shit, ye are all children of Israel; give here your advice and counsel.
Judges 21:19Then they said, Oh shit, there is a feast of the LORD in Shiloh yearly in a place which is on the north side of Bethel, on the east side of the highway that goeth up from Bethel to Shechem, and on the south of Lebonah.
Ruth 1:15And she said, Oh shit, thy sister in law is gone back unto her people, and unto her gods: return thou after thy sister in law.
Ruth 3:2And now is not Boaz of our kindred, with whose maidens thou wast? Oh shit, he winnoweth barley to night in the threshingfloor.
1 Samuel 2:31Oh shit, the days come, that I will cut off thine arm, and the arm of thy father's house, that there shall not be an old man in thine house.
1 Samuel 3:11And the LORD said to Samuel, Oh shit, I will do a thing in Israel, at which both the ears of every one that heareth it shall tingle.
1 Samuel 8:5And said unto him, Oh shit, thou art old, and thy sons walk not in thy ways: now make us a king to judge us like all the nations.
1 Samuel 9:6And he said unto him, Oh shit now, there is in this city a man of God, and he is an honourable man; all that he saith cometh surely to pass: now let us go thither; peradventure he can shew us our way that we should go.
1 Samuel 9:8And the servant answered Saul again, and said, Oh shit, I have here at hand the fourth part of a shekel of silver: that will I give to the man of God, to tell us our way.
1 Samuel 9:17And when Samuel saw Saul, the LORD said unto him, Oh shit the man whom I spake to thee of! this same shall reign over my people.
1 Samuel 9:24And the cook took up the shoulder, and that which was upon it, and set it before Saul. And Samuel said, Oh shit that which is left! set it before thee, and eat: for unto this time hath it been kept for thee since I said, I have invited the people. So Saul did eat with Samuel that day.
1 Samuel 10:22Therefore they enquired of the LORD further, if the man should yet come thither. And the LORD answered, Oh shit, he hath hid himself among the stuff.
1 Samuel 12:1And Samuel said unto all Israel, Oh shit, I have hearkened unto your voice in all that ye said unto me, and have made a king over you.
1 Samuel 12:3Oh shit, here I am: witness against me before the LORD, and before his anointed: whose ox have I taken? or whose ass have I taken? or whom have I defrauded? whom have I oppressed? or of whose hand have I received any bribe to blind mine eyes therewith? and I will restore it you.
1 Samuel 14:8Then said Jonathan, Oh shit, we will pass over unto these men, and we will discover ourselves unto them.
1 Samuel 14:11And both of them discovered themselves unto the garrison of the Philistines: and the Philistines said, Oh shit, the Hebrews come forth out of the holes where they had hid themselves.
1 Samuel 14:33Then they told Saul, saying, Oh shit, the people sin against the LORD, in that they eat with the blood. And he said, Ye have transgressed: roll a great stone unto me this day.
1 Samuel 15:22And Samuel said, Hath the LORD as great delight in burnt offerings and sacrifices, as in obeying the voice of the LORD? Oh shit, to obey is better than sacrifice, and to hearken than the fat of rams.
1 Samuel 16:15And Saul's servants said unto him, Oh shit now, an evil spirit from God troubleth thee.
1 Samuel 16:18Then answered one of the servants, and said, Oh shit, I have seen a son of Jesse the Bethlehemite, that is cunning in playing, and a mighty valiant man, and a man of war, and prudent in matters, and a comely person, and the LORD is with him.
1 Samuel 18:17And Saul said to David, Oh shit my elder daughter Merab, her will I give thee to wife: only be thou valiant for me, and fight the LORD'S battles. For Saul said, Let not mine hand be upon him, but let the hand of the Philistines be upon him.
1 Samuel 18:22And Saul commanded his servants, saying, Commune with David secretly, and say, Oh shit, the king hath delight in thee, and all his servants love thee: now therefore be the king's son in law.
1 Samuel 19:19And it was told Saul, saying, Oh shit, David is at Naioth in Ramah.
1 Samuel 19:22Then went he also to Ramah, and came to a great well that is in Sechu: and he asked and said, Where are Samuel and David? And one said, Oh shit, they be at Naioth in Ramah.
1 Samuel 20:5And David said unto Jonathan, Oh shit, to morrow is the new moon, and I should not fail to sit with the king at meat: but let me go, that I may hide myself in the field unto the third day at even.
1 Samuel 20:21And, behold, I will send a lad, saying, Go, find out the arrows. If I expressly say unto the lad, Oh shit, the arrows are on this side of thee, take them; then come thou: for there is peace to thee, and no hurt; as the LORD liveth.
1 Samuel 20:22But if I say thus unto the young man, Oh shit, the arrows are beyond thee; go thy way: for the LORD hath sent thee away.
1 Samuel 23:1Then they told David, saying, Oh shit, the Philistines fight against Keilah, and they rob the threshingfloors.
1 Samuel 23:3And David's men said unto him, Oh shit, we be afraid here in Judah: how much more then if we come to Keilah against the armies of the Philistines?
1 Samuel 24:1And it came to pass, when Saul was returned from following the Philistines, that it was told him, saying, Oh shit, David is in the wilderness of Engedi.
1 Samuel 24:4And the men of David said unto him, Oh shit the day of which the LORD said unto thee, Oh shit, I will deliver thine enemy into thine hand, that thou mayest do to him as it shall seem good unto thee. Then David arose, and cut off the skirt of Saul's robe privily.
1 Samuel 24:9And David said to Saul, Wherefore hearest thou men's words, saying, Oh shit, David seeketh thy hurt?
1 Samuel 24:10Oh shit, this day thine eyes have seen how that the LORD had delivered thee to day into mine hand in the cave: and some bade me kill thee: but mine eye spared thee; and I said, I will not put forth mine hand against my lord; for he is the LORD'S anointed.
1 Samuel 25:14But one of the young men told Abigail, Nabal's wife, saying, Oh shit, David sent messengers out of the wilderness to salute our master; and he railed on them.
1 Samuel 25:41And she arose, and bowed herself on her face to the earth, and said, Oh shit, let thine handmaid be a servant to wash the feet of the servants of my lord.
1 Samuel 26:22And David answered and said, Oh shit the king's spear! and let one of the young men come over and fetch it.
1 Samuel 28:7Then said Saul unto his servants, Seek me a woman that hath a familiar spirit, that I may go to her, and enquire of her. And his servants said to him, Oh shit, there is a woman that hath a familiar spirit at Endor.
1 Samuel 28:9And the woman said unto him, Oh shit, thou knowest what Saul hath done, how he hath cut off those that have familiar spirits, and the wizards, out of the land: wherefore then layest thou a snare for my life, to cause me to die?
1 Samuel 28:21And the woman came unto Saul, and saw that he was sore troubled, and said unto him, Oh shit, thine handmaid hath obeyed thy voice, and I have put my life in my hand, and have hearkened unto thy words which thou spakest unto me.
1 Samuel 30:26And when David came to Ziklag, he sent of the spoil unto the elders of Judah, even to his friends, saying, Oh shit a present for you of the spoil of the enemies of the LORD;
2 Samuel 4:8And they brought the head of Ishbosheth unto David to Hebron, and said to the king, Oh shit the head of Ishbosheth the son of Saul thine enemy, which sought thy life; and the LORD hath avenged my lord the king this day of Saul, and of his seed.
2 Samuel 4:10When one told me, saying, Oh shit, Saul is dead, thinking to have brought good tidings, I took hold of him, and slew him in Ziklag, who thought that I would have given him a reward for his tidings:
2 Samuel 5:1Then came all the tribes of Israel to David unto Hebron, and spake, saying, Oh shit, we are thy bone and thy flesh.
2 Samuel 9:4And the king said unto him, Where is he? And Ziba said unto the king, Oh shit, he is in the house of Machir, the son of Ammiel, in Lodebar.
2 Samuel 9:6Now when Mephibosheth, the son of Jonathan, the son of Saul, was come unto David, he fell on his face, and did reverence. And David said, Mephibosheth. And he answered, Oh shit thy servant!
2 Samuel 12:11Thus saith the LORD, Oh shit, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give them unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun.
2 Samuel 12:18And it came to pass on the seventh day, that the child died. And the servants of David feared to tell him that the child was dead: for they said, Oh shit, while the child was yet alive, we spake unto him, and he would not hearken unto our voice: how will he then vex himself, if we tell him that the child is dead?
2 Samuel 13:24And Absalom came to the king, and said, Oh shit now, thy servant hath sheepshearers; let the king, I beseech thee, and his servants go with thy servant.
2 Samuel 13:35And Jonadab said unto the king, Oh shit, the king's sons come: as thy servant said, so it is.
2 Samuel 14:21And the king said unto Joab, Oh shit now, I have done this thing: go therefore, bring the young man Absalom again.
2 Samuel 14:32And Absalom answered Joab, Oh shit, I sent unto thee, saying, Come hither, that I may send thee to the king, to say, Wherefore am I come from Geshur? it had been good for me to have been there still: now therefore let me see the king's face; and if there be any iniquity in me, let him kill me.
2 Samuel 15:15And the king's servants said unto the king, Oh shit, thy servants are ready to do whatsoever my lord the king shall appoint.
2 Samuel 15:36Oh shit, they have there with them their two sons, Ahimaaz Zadok's son, and Jonathan Abiathar's son; and by them ye shall send unto me every thing that ye can hear.
2 Samuel 16:3And the king said, And where is thy master's son? And Ziba said unto the king, Oh shit, he abideth at Jerusalem: for he said, To day shall the house of Israel restore me the kingdom of my father.
2 Samuel 16:4Then said the king to Ziba, Oh shit, thine are all that pertained unto Mephibosheth. And Ziba said, I humbly beseech thee that I may find grace in thy sight, my lord, O king.
2 Samuel 16:11And David said to Abishai, and to all his servants, Oh shit, my son, which came forth of my bowels, seeketh my life: how much more now may this Benjamite do it? let him alone, and let him curse; for the LORD hath bidden him.
2 Samuel 17:9Oh shit, he is hid now in some pit, or in some other place: and it will come to pass, when some of them be overthrown at the first, that whosoever heareth it will say, There is a slaughter among the people that follow Absalom.
2 Samuel 18:10And a certain man saw it, and told Joab, and said, Oh shit, I saw Absalom hanged in an oak.
2 Samuel 18:26And the watchman saw another man running: and the watchman called unto the porter, and said, Oh shit another man running alone. And the king said, He also bringeth tidings.
2 Samuel 19:1And it was told Joab, Oh shit, the king weepeth and mourneth for Absalom.
2 Samuel 19:8Then the king arose, and sat in the gate. And they told unto all the people, saying, Oh shit, the king doth sit in the gate. And all the people came before the king: for Israel had fled every man to his tent.
2 Samuel 20:21The matter is not so: but a man of mount Ephraim, Sheba the son of Bichri by name, hath lifted up his hand against the king, even against David: deliver him only, and I will depart from the city. And the woman said unto Joab, Oh shit, his head shall be thrown to thee over the wall.
1 Kings 1:14Oh shit, while thou yet talkest there with the king, I also will come in after thee, and confirm thy words.
1 Kings 1:23And they told the king, saying, Oh shit Nathan the prophet. And when he was come in before the king, he bowed himself before the king with his face to the ground.
1 Kings 1:51And it was told Solomon, saying, Oh shit, Adonijah feareth king Solomon: for, lo, he hath caught hold on the horns of the altar, saying, Let king Solomon swear unto me to day that he will not slay his servant with the sword.
1 Kings 2:39And it came to pass at the end of three years, that two of the servants of Shimei ran away unto Achish son of Maachah king of Gath. And they told Shimei, saying, Oh shit, thy servants be in Gath.
1 Kings 3:12Oh shit, I have done according to thy words: lo, I have given thee a wise and an understanding heart; so that there was none like thee before thee, neither after thee shall any arise like unto thee.
1 Kings 11:31And he said to Jeroboam, Take thee ten pieces: for thus saith the LORD, the God of Israel, Oh shit, I will rend the kingdom out of the hand of Solomon, and will give ten tribes to thee:
1 Kings 13:2And he cried against the altar in the word of the LORD, and said, O altar, altar, thus saith the LORD; Oh shit, a child shall be born unto the house of David, Josiah by name; and upon thee shall he offer the priests of the high places that burn incense upon thee, and men's bones shall be burnt upon thee.
1 Kings 13:3And he gave a sign the same day, saying, This is the sign which the LORD hath spoken; Oh shit, the altar shall be rent, and the ashes that are upon it shall be poured out.
1 Kings 14:5And the LORD said unto Ahijah, Oh shit, the wife of Jeroboam cometh to ask a thing of thee for her son; for he is sick: thus and thus shalt thou say unto her: for it shall be, when she cometh in, that she shall feign herself to be another woman.
1 Kings 16:3Oh shit, I will take away the posterity of Baasha, and the posterity of his house; and will make thy house like the house of Jeroboam the son of Nebat.
1 Kings 18:8And he answered him, I am: go, tell thy lord, Oh shit, Elijah is here.
1 Kings 18:11And now thou sayest, Go, tell thy lord, Oh shit, Elijah is here.
1 Kings 18:14And now thou sayest, Go, tell thy lord, Oh shit, Elijah is here: and he shall slay me.
1 Kings 18:44And it came to pass at the seventh time, that he said, Oh shit, there ariseth a little cloud out of the sea, like a man's hand. And he said, Go up, say unto Ahab, Prepare thy chariot, and get thee down, that the rain stop thee not.
1 Kings 20:31And his servants said unto him, Oh shit now, we have heard that the kings of the house of Israel are merciful kings: let us, I pray thee, put sackcloth on our loins, and ropes upon our heads, and go out to the king of Israel: peradventure he will save thy life.
1 Kings 21:21Oh shit, I will bring evil upon thee, and will take away thy posterity, and will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel,
1 Kings 22:13And the messenger that was gone to call Micaiah spake unto him, saying, Oh shit now, the words of the prophets declare good unto the king with one mouth: let thy word, I pray thee, be like the word of one of them, and speak that which is good.
1 Kings 22:25And Micaiah said, Oh shit, thou shalt see in that day, when thou shalt go into an inner chamber to hide thyself.
2 Kings 1:14Oh shit, there came fire down from heaven, and burnt up the two captains of the former fifties with their fifties: therefore let my life now be precious in thy sight.
2 Kings 2:16And they said unto him, Oh shit now, there be with thy servants fifty strong men; let them go, we pray thee, and seek thy master: lest peradventure the Spirit of the LORD hath taken him up, and cast him upon some mountain, or into some valley. And he said, Ye shall not send.
2 Kings 2:19And the men of the city said unto Elisha, Oh shit, I pray thee, the situation of this city is pleasant, as my lord seeth: but the water is naught, and the ground barren.
2 Kings 4:9And she said unto her husband, Oh shit now, I perceive that this is an holy man of God, which passeth by us continually.
2 Kings 4:13And he said unto him, Say now unto her, Oh shit, thou hast been careful for us with all this care; what is to be done for thee? wouldest thou be spoken for to the king, or to the captain of the host? And she answered, I dwell among mine own people.
2 Kings 4:25So she went and came unto the man of God to mount Carmel. And it came to pass, when the man of God saw her afar off, that he said to Gehazi his servant, Oh shit, yonder is that Shunammite:
2 Kings 5:11But Naaman was wroth, and went away, and said, Oh shit, I thought, He will surely come out to me, and stand, and call on the name of the LORD his God, and strike his hand over the place, and recover the leper.
2 Kings 5:15And he returned to the man of God, he and all his company, and came, and stood before him: and he said, Oh shit, now I know that there is no God in all the earth, but in Israel: now therefore, I pray thee, take a blessing of thy servant.
2 Kings 5:20But Gehazi, the servant of Elisha the man of God, said, Oh shit, my master hath spared Naaman this Syrian, in not receiving at his hands that which he brought: but, as the LORD liveth, I will run after him, and take somewhat of him.
2 Kings 5:22And he said, All is well. My master hath sent me, saying, Oh shit, even now there be come to me from mount Ephraim two young men of the sons of the prophets: give them, I pray thee, a talent of silver, and two changes of garments.
2 Kings 6:1And the sons of the prophets said unto Elisha, Oh shit now, the place where we dwell with thee is too strait for us.
2 Kings 6:13And he said, Go and spy where he is, that I may send and fetch him. And it was told him, saying, Oh shit, he is in Dothan.
2 Kings 6:33And while he yet talked with them, behold, the messenger came down unto him: and he said, Oh shit, this evil is of the LORD; what should I wait for the LORD any longer?
2 Kings 7:2Then a lord on whose hand the king leaned answered the man of God, and said, Oh shit, if the LORD would make windows in heaven, might this thing be? And he said, Oh shit, thou shalt see it with thine eyes, but shalt not eat thereof.
2 Kings 7:19And that lord answered the man of God, and said, Now, behold, if the LORD should make windows in heaven, might such a thing be? And he said, Oh shit, thou shalt see it with thine eyes, but shalt not eat thereof.
2 Kings 10:4But they were exceedingly afraid, and said, Oh shit, two kings stood not before him: how then shall we stand?
2 Kings 19:7Oh shit, I will send a blast upon him, and he shall hear a rumour, and shall return to his own land; and I will cause him to fall by the sword in his own land.
2 Kings 19:9And when he heard say of Tirhakah king of Ethiopia, Oh shit, he is come out to fight against thee: he sent messengers again unto Hezekiah, saying,
2 Kings 19:11Oh shit, thou hast heard what the kings of Assyria have done to all lands, by destroying them utterly: and shalt thou be delivered?
2 Kings 20:17Oh shit, the days come, that all that is in thine house, and that which thy fathers have laid up in store unto this day, shall be carried into Babylon: nothing shall be left, saith the LORD.
2 Kings 21:12Therefore thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Oh shit, I am bringing such evil upon Jerusalem and Judah, that whosoever heareth of it, both his ears shall tingle.
2 Kings 22:16Thus saith the LORD, Oh shit, I will bring evil upon this place, and upon the inhabitants thereof, even all the words of the book which the king of Judah hath read:
2 Kings 22:20Oh shit therefore, I will gather thee unto thy fathers, and thou shalt be gathered into thy grave in peace; and thine eyes shall not see all the evil which I will bring upon this place. And they brought the king word again.
1 Chronicles 11:1Then all Israel gathered themselves to David unto Hebron, saying, Oh shit, we are thy bone and thy flesh.
1 Chronicles 11:25Oh shit, he was honourable among the thirty, but attained not to the first three: and David set him over his guard.
1 Chronicles 22:9Oh shit, a son shall be born to thee, who shall be a man of rest; and I will give him rest from all his enemies round about: for his name shall be Solomon, and I will give peace and quietness unto Israel in his days.
2 Chronicles 2:4Oh shit, I build an house to the name of the LORD my God, to dedicate it to him, and to burn before him sweet incense, and for the continual shewbread, and for the burnt offerings morning and evening, on the sabbaths, and on the new moons, and on the solemn feasts of the LORD our God. This is an ordinance for ever to Israel.
2 Chronicles 18:12And the messenger that went to call Micaiah spake to him, saying, Oh shit, the words of the prophets declare good to the king with one assent; let thy word therefore, I pray thee, be like one of theirs, and speak thou good.
2 Chronicles 18:24And Micaiah said, Oh shit, thou shalt see on that day when thou shalt go into an inner chamber to hide thyself.
2 Chronicles 20:11Oh shit, I say, how they reward us, to come to cast us out of thy possession, which thou hast given us to inherit.
2 Chronicles 21:14Oh shit, with a great plague will the LORD smite thy people, and thy children, and thy wives, and all thy goods:
2 Chronicles 23:3And all the congregation made a covenant with the king in the house of God. And he said unto them, Oh shit, the king's son shall reign, as the LORD hath said of the sons of David.
2 Chronicles 28:9But a prophet of the LORD was there, whose name was Oded: and he went out before the host that came to Samaria, and said unto them, Oh shit, because the LORD God of your fathers was wroth with Judah, he hath delivered them into your hand, and ye have slain them in a rage that reacheth up unto heaven.
2 Chronicles 34:24Thus saith the LORD, Oh shit, I will bring evil upon this place, and upon the inhabitants thereof, even all the curses that are written in the book which they have read before the king of Judah:
2 Chronicles 34:28Oh shit, I will gather thee to thy fathers, and thou shalt be gathered to thy grave in peace, neither shall thine eyes see all the evil that I will bring upon this place, and upon the inhabitants of the same. So they brought the king word again.
Nehemiah 9:36Oh shit, we are servants this day, and for the land that thou gavest unto our fathers to eat the fruit thereof and the good thereof, behold, we are servants in it:
Esther 6:5And the king's servants said unto him, Oh shit, Haman standeth in the court. And the king said, Let him come in.
Esther 7:9And Harbonah, one of the chamberlains, said before the king, Oh shit also, the gallows fifty cubits high, which Haman had made for Mordecai, who had spoken good for the king, standeth in the house of Haman. Then the king said, Hang him thereon.
Esther 8:7Then the king Ahasuerus said unto Esther the queen and to Mordecai the Jew, Oh shit, I have given Esther the house of Haman, and him they have hanged upon the gallows, because he laid his hand upon the Jews.
Job 1:12And the LORD said unto Satan, Oh shit, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the LORD.
Job 2:6And the LORD said unto Satan, Oh shit, he is in thine hand; but save his life.
Job 4:3Oh shit, thou hast instructed many, and thou hast strengthened the weak hands.
Job 4:18Oh shit, he put no trust in his servants; and his angels he charged with folly:
Job 5:17Oh shit, happy is the man whom God correcteth: therefore despise not thou the chastening of the Almighty:
Job 8:19Oh shit, this is the joy of his way, and out of the earth shall others grow.
Job 8:20Oh shit, God will not cast away a perfect man, neither will he help the evil doers:
Job 9:12Oh shit, he taketh away, who can hinder him? who will say unto him, What doest thou?
Job 12:14Oh shit, he breaketh down, and it cannot be built again: he shutteth up a man, and there can be no opening.
Job 12:15Oh shit, he withholdeth the waters, and they dry up: also he sendeth them out, and they overturn the earth.
Job 13:18Oh shit now, I have ordered my cause; I know that I shall be justified.
Job 15:15Oh shit, he putteth no trust in his saints; yea, the heavens are not clean in his sight.
Job 19:7Oh shit, I cry out of wrong, but I am not heard: I cry aloud, but there is no judgment.
Job 21:27Oh shit, I know your thoughts, and the devices which ye wrongfully imagine against me.
Job 23:8Oh shit, I go forward, but he is not there; and backward, but I cannot perceive him:
Job 24:5Oh shit, as wild asses in the desert, go they forth to their work; rising betimes for a prey: the wilderness yieldeth food for them and for their children.
Job 25:5Oh shit even to the moon, and it shineth not; yea, the stars are not pure in his sight.
Job 27:12Oh shit, all ye yourselves have seen it; why then are ye thus altogether vain?
Job 28:28And unto man he said, Oh shit, the fear of the Lord, that is wisdom; and to depart from evil is understanding.
Job 32:11Oh shit, I waited for your words; I gave ear to your reasons, whilst ye searched out what to say.
Job 32:19Oh shit, my belly is as wine which hath no vent; it is ready to burst like new bottles.
Job 33:2Oh shit, now I have opened my mouth, my tongue hath spoken in my mouth.
Job 33:6Oh shit, I am according to thy wish in God's stead: I also am formed out of the clay.
Job 33:7Oh shit, my terror shall not make thee afraid, neither shall my hand be heavy upon thee.
Job 33:10Oh shit, he findeth occasions against me, he counteth me for his enemy,
Job 33:12Oh shit, in this thou art not just: I will answer thee, that God is greater than man.
Job 36:5Oh shit, God is mighty, and despiseth not any: he is mighty in strength and wisdom.
Job 36:22Oh shit, God exalteth by his power: who teacheth like him?
Job 36:26Oh shit, God is great, and we know him not, neither can the number of his years be searched out.
Job 36:30Oh shit, he spreadeth his light upon it, and covereth the bottom of the sea.
Job 40:4Oh shit, I am vile; what shall I answer thee? I will lay mine hand upon my mouth.
Job 40:15Oh shit now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
Job 40:23Oh shit, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
Job 41:9Oh shit, the hope of him is in vain: shall not one be cast down even at the sight of him?
Psalm 7:14Oh shit, he travaileth with iniquity, and hath conceived mischief, and brought forth falsehood.
Psalm 33:18Oh shit, the eye of the LORD is upon them that fear him, upon them that hope in his mercy;
Psalm 39:5Oh shit, thou hast made my days as an handbreadth; and mine age is as nothing before thee: verily every man at his best state is altogether vanity. Selah.
Psalm 51:5Oh shit, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.
Psalm 51:6Oh shit, thou desirest truth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part thou shalt make me to know wisdom.
Psalm 54:4Oh shit, God is mine helper: the Lord is with them that uphold my soul.
Psalm 59:7Oh shit, they belch out with their mouth: swords are in their lips: for who, say they, doth hear?
Psalm 73:12Oh shit, these are the ungodly, who prosper in the world; they increase in riches.
Psalm 78:20Oh shit, he smote the rock, that the waters gushed out, and the streams overflowed; can he give bread also? can he provide flesh for his people?
Psalm 84:9Oh shit, O God our shield, and look upon the face of thine anointed.
Psalm 119:40Oh shit, I have longed after thy precepts: quicken me in thy righteousness.
Psalm 121:4Oh shit, he that keepeth Israel shall neither slumber nor sleep.
Psalm 123:2Oh shit, as the eyes of servants look unto the hand of their masters, and as the eyes of a maiden unto the hand of her mistress; so our eyes wait upon the LORD our God, until that he have mercy upon us.
Psalm 128:4Oh shit, that thus shall the man be blessed that feareth the LORD.
Psalm 133:1Oh shit, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity!
Psalm 134:1Oh shit, bless ye the LORD, all ye servants of the LORD, which by night stand in the house of the LORD.
Proverbs 11:31Oh shit, the righteous shall be recompensed in the earth: much more the wicked and the sinner.
Proverbs 24:12If thou sayest, Oh shit, we knew it not; doth not he that pondereth the heart consider it? and he that keepeth thy soul, doth not he know it? and shall not he render to every man according to his works?
Ecclesiastes 5:18Oh shit that which I have seen: it is good and comely for one to eat and to drink, and to enjoy the good of all his labour that he taketh under the sun all the days of his life, which God giveth him: for it is his portion.
Ecclesiastes 7:27Oh shit, this have I found, saith the preacher, counting one by one, to find out the account:
Song of Solomon 1:15Oh shit, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
Song of Solomon 1:16Oh shit, thou art fair, my beloved, yea, pleasant: also our bed is green.
Song of Solomon 3:7Oh shit his bed, which is Solomon's; threescore valiant men are about it, of the valiant of Israel.
Song of Solomon 4:1Oh shit, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes within thy locks: thy hair is as a flock of goats, that appear from mount Gilead.
Isaiah 7:14Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a sign; Oh shit, a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel.
Isaiah 8:18Oh shit, I and the children whom the LORD hath given me are for signs and for wonders in Israel from the LORD of hosts, which dwelleth in mount Zion.
Isaiah 10:33Oh shit, the Lord, the LORD of hosts, shall lop the bough with terror: and the high ones of stature shall be hewn down, and the haughty shall be humbled.
Isaiah 12:2Oh shit, God is my salvation; I will trust, and not be afraid: for the LORD JEHOVAH is my strength and my song; he also is become my salvation.
Isaiah 13:9Oh shit, the day of the LORD cometh, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger, to lay the land desolate: and he shall destroy the sinners thereof out of it.
Isaiah 13:17Oh shit, I will stir up the Medes against them, which shall not regard silver; and as for gold, they shall not delight in it.
Isaiah 17:1The burden of Damascus. Oh shit, Damascus is taken away from being a city, and it shall be a ruinous heap.
Isaiah 19:1The burden of Egypt. Oh shit, the LORD rideth upon a swift cloud, and shall come into Egypt: and the idols of Egypt shall be moved at his presence, and the heart of Egypt shall melt in the midst of it.
Isaiah 20:6And the inhabitant of this isle shall say in that day, Oh shit, such is our expectation, whither we flee for help to be delivered from the king of Assyria: and how shall we escape?
Isaiah 22:17Oh shit, the LORD will carry thee away with a mighty captivity, and will surely cover thee.
Isaiah 23:13Oh shit the land of the Chaldeans; this people was not, till the Assyrian founded it for them that dwell in the wilderness: they set up the towers thereof, they raised up the palaces thereof; and he brought it to ruin.
Isaiah 24:1Oh shit, the LORD maketh the earth empty, and maketh it waste, and turneth it upside down, and scattereth abroad the inhabitants thereof.
Isaiah 28:2Oh shit, the Lord hath a mighty and strong one, which as a tempest of hail and a destroying storm, as a flood of mighty waters overflowing, shall cast down to the earth with the hand.
Isaiah 28:16Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD, Oh shit, I lay in Zion for a foundation a stone, a tried stone, a precious corner stone, a sure foundation: he that believeth shall not make haste.
Isaiah 30:27Oh shit, the name of the LORD cometh from far, burning with his anger, and the burden thereof is heavy: his lips are full of indignation, and his tongue as a devouring fire:
Isaiah 32:1Oh shit, a king shall reign in righteousness, and princes shall rule in judgment.
Isaiah 33:7Oh shit, their valiant ones shall cry without: the ambassadors of peace shall weep bitterly.
Isaiah 37:7Oh shit, I will send a blast upon him, and he shall hear a rumour, and return to his own land; and I will cause him to fall by the sword in his own land.
Isaiah 37:11Oh shit, thou hast heard what the kings of Assyria have done to all lands by destroying them utterly; and shalt thou be delivered?
Isaiah 38:8Oh shit, I will bring again the shadow of the degrees, which is gone down in the sun dial of Ahaz, ten degrees backward. So the sun returned ten degrees, by which degrees it was gone down.
Isaiah 38:17Oh shit, for peace I had great bitterness: but thou hast in love to my soul delivered it from the pit of corruption: for thou hast cast all my sins behind thy back.
Isaiah 39:6Oh shit, the days come, that all that is in thine house, and that which thy fathers have laid up in store until this day, shall be carried to Babylon: nothing shall be left, saith the LORD.
Isaiah 40:9O Zion, that bringest good tidings, get thee up into the high mountain; O Jerusalem, that bringest good tidings, lift up thy voice with strength; lift it up, be not afraid; say unto the cities of Judah, Oh shit your God!
Isaiah 40:10Oh shit, the Lord GOD will come with strong hand, and his arm shall rule for him: behold, his reward is with him, and his work before him.
Isaiah 40:15Oh shit, the nations are as a drop of a bucket, and are counted as the small dust of the balance: behold, he taketh up the isles as a very little thing.
Isaiah 41:11Oh shit, all they that were incensed against thee shall be ashamed and confounded: they shall be as nothing; and they that strive with thee shall perish.
Isaiah 41:15Oh shit, I will make thee a new sharp threshing instrument having teeth: thou shalt thresh the mountains, and beat them small, and shalt make the hills as chaff.
Isaiah 41:24Oh shit, ye are of nothing, and your work of nought: an abomination is he that chooseth you.
Isaiah 41:27The first shall say to Zion, Oh shit, behold them: and I will give to Jerusalem one that bringeth good tidings.
Isaiah 41:29Oh shit, they are all vanity; their works are nothing: their molten images are wind and confusion.
Isaiah 42:1Oh shit my servant, whom I uphold; mine elect, in whom my soul delighteth; I have put my spirit upon him: he shall bring forth judgment to the Gentiles.
Isaiah 42:9Oh shit, the former things are come to pass, and new things do I declare: before they spring forth I tell you of them.
Isaiah 43:19Oh shit, I will do a new thing; now it shall spring forth; shall ye not know it? I will even make a way in the wilderness, and rivers in the desert.
Isaiah 44:11Oh shit, all his fellows shall be ashamed: and the workmen, they are of men: let them all be gathered together, let them stand up; yet they shall fear, and they shall be ashamed together.
Isaiah 47:14Oh shit, they shall be as stubble; the fire shall burn them; they shall not deliver themselves from the power of the flame: there shall not be a coal to warm at, nor fire to sit before it.
Isaiah 48:7They are created now, and not from the beginning; even before the day when thou heardest them not; lest thou shouldest say, Oh shit, I knew them.
Isaiah 48:10Oh shit, I have refined thee, but not with silver; I have chosen thee in the furnace of affliction.
Isaiah 49:12Oh shit, these shall come from far: and, lo, these from the north and from the west; and these from the land of Sinim.
Isaiah 49:16Oh shit, I have graven thee upon the palms of my hands; thy walls are continually before me.
Isaiah 49:21Then shalt thou say in thine heart, Who hath begotten me these, seeing I have lost my children, and am desolate, a captive, and removing to and fro? and who hath brought up these? Oh shit, I was left alone; these, where had they been?
Isaiah 49:22Thus saith the Lord GOD, Oh shit, I will lift up mine hand to the Gentiles, and set up my standard to the people: and they shall bring thy sons in their arms, and thy daughters shall be carried upon their shoulders.
Isaiah 50:1Thus saith the LORD, Where is the bill of your mother's divorcement, whom I have put away? or which of my creditors is it to whom I have sold you? Oh shit, for your iniquities have ye sold yourselves, and for your transgressions is your mother put away.
Isaiah 50:9Oh shit, the Lord GOD will help me; who is he that shall condemn me? lo, they all shall wax old as a garment; the moth shall eat them up.
Isaiah 50:11Oh shit, all ye that kindle a fire, that compass yourselves about with sparks: walk in the light of your fire, and in the sparks that ye have kindled. This shall ye have of mine hand; ye shall lie down in sorrow.
Isaiah 51:22Thus saith thy Lord the LORD, and thy God that pleadeth the cause of his people, Oh shit, I have taken out of thine hand the cup of trembling, even the dregs of the cup of my fury; thou shalt no more drink it again:
Isaiah 52:13Oh shit, my servant shall deal prudently, he shall be exalted and extolled, and be very high.
Isaiah 54:15Oh shit, they shall surely gather together, but not by me: whosoever shall gather together against thee shall fall for thy sake.
Isaiah 54:16Oh shit, I have created the smith that bloweth the coals in the fire, and that bringeth forth an instrument for his work; and I have created the waster to destroy.
Isaiah 55:4Oh shit, I have given him for a witness to the people, a leader and commander to the people.
Isaiah 55:5Oh shit, thou shalt call a nation that thou knowest not, and nations that knew not thee shall run unto thee because of the LORD thy God, and for the Holy One of Israel; for he hath glorified thee.
Isaiah 56:3Neither let the son of the stranger, that hath joined himself to the LORD, speak, saying, The LORD hath utterly separated me from his people: neither let the eunuch say, Oh shit, I am a dry tree.
Isaiah 58:3Wherefore have we fasted, say they, and thou seest not? wherefore have we afflicted our soul, and thou takest no knowledge? Oh shit, in the day of your fast ye find pleasure, and exact all your labours.
Isaiah 58:4Oh shit, ye fast for strife and debate, and to smite with the fist of wickedness: ye shall not fast as ye do this day, to make your voice to be heard on high.
Isaiah 59:1Oh shit, the LORD'S hand is not shortened, that it cannot save; neither his ear heavy, that it cannot hear:
Isaiah 62:11Oh shit, the LORD hath proclaimed unto the end of the world, Say ye to the daughter of Zion, Oh shit, thy salvation cometh; behold, his reward is with him, and his work before him.
Isaiah 65:1I am sought of them that asked not for me; I am found of them that sought me not: I said, Oh shit me, behold me, unto a nation that was not called by my name.
Isaiah 65:6Oh shit, it is written before me: I will not keep silence, but will recompense, even recompense into their bosom,
Isaiah 65:13Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD, Oh shit, my servants shall eat, but ye shall be hungry: behold, my servants shall drink, but ye shall be thirsty: behold, my servants shall rejoice, but ye shall be ashamed:
Isaiah 65:14Oh shit, my servants shall sing for joy of heart, but ye shall cry for sorrow of heart, and shall howl for vexation of spirit.
Isaiah 66:12For thus saith the LORD, Oh shit, I will extend peace to her like a river, and the glory of the Gentiles like a flowing stream: then shall ye suck, ye shall be borne upon her sides, and be dandled upon her knees.
Jeremiah 1:9Then the LORD put forth his hand, and touched my mouth. And the LORD said unto me, Oh shit, I have put my words in thy mouth.
Jeremiah 2:35Yet thou sayest, Because I am innocent, surely his anger shall turn from me. Oh shit, I will plead with thee, because thou sayest, I have not sinned.
Jeremiah 3:5Will he reserve his anger for ever? will he keep it to the end? Oh shit, thou hast spoken and done evil things as thou couldest.
Jeremiah 3:22Return, ye backsliding children, and I will heal your backslidings. Oh shit, we come unto thee; for thou art the LORD our God.
Jeremiah 4:13Oh shit, he shall come up as clouds, and his chariots shall be as a whirlwind: his horses are swifter than eagles. Woe unto us! for we are spoiled.
Jeremiah 6:21Therefore thus saith the LORD, Oh shit, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Jeremiah 6:22Thus saith the LORD, Oh shit, a people cometh from the north country, and a great nation shall be raised from the sides of the earth.
Jeremiah 7:8Oh shit, ye trust in lying words, that cannot profit.
Jeremiah 7:11Is this house, which is called by my name, become a den of robbers in your eyes? Oh shit, even I have seen it, saith the LORD.
Jeremiah 7:20Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, mine anger and my fury shall be poured out upon this place, upon man, and upon beast, and upon the trees of the field, and upon the fruit of the ground; and it shall burn, and shall not be quenched.
Jeremiah 8:19Oh shit the voice of the cry of the daughter of my people because of them that dwell in a far country: Is not the LORD in Zion? is not her king in her? Why have they provoked me to anger with their graven images, and with strange vanities?
Jeremiah 9:7Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, Oh shit, I will melt them, and try them; for how shall I do for the daughter of my people?
Jeremiah 9:15Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Oh shit, I will feed them, even this people, with wormwood, and give them water of gall to drink.
Jeremiah 9:25Oh shit, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will punish all them which are circumcised with the uncircumcised;
Jeremiah 10:18For thus saith the LORD, Oh shit, I will sling out the inhabitants of the land at this once, and will distress them, that they may find it so.
Jeremiah 10:22Oh shit, the noise of the bruit is come, and a great commotion out of the north country, to make the cities of Judah desolate, and a den of dragons.
Jeremiah 11:11Therefore thus saith the LORD, Oh shit, I will bring evil upon them, which they shall not be able to escape; and though they shall cry unto me, I will not hearken unto them.
Jeremiah 11:22Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, Oh shit, I will punish them: the young men shall die by the sword; their sons and their daughters shall die by famine:
Jeremiah 12:14Thus saith the LORD against all mine evil neighbours, that touch the inheritance which I have caused my people Israel to inherit; Oh shit, I will pluck them out of their land, and pluck out the house of Judah from among them.
Jeremiah 13:13Then shalt thou say unto them, Thus saith the LORD, Oh shit, I will fill all the inhabitants of this land, even the kings that sit upon David's throne, and the priests, and the prophets, and all the inhabitants of Jerusalem, with drunkenness.
Jeremiah 16:9For thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Oh shit, I will cause to cease out of this place in your eyes, and in your days, the voice of mirth, and the voice of gladness, the voice of the bridegroom, and the voice of the bride.
Jeremiah 16:16Oh shit, I will send for many fishers, saith the LORD, and they shall fish them; and after will I send for many hunters, and they shall hunt them from every mountain, and from every hill, and out of the holes of the rocks.
Jeremiah 17:15Oh shit, they say unto me, Where is the word of the LORD? let it come now.
Jeremiah 18:6O house of Israel, cannot I do with you as this potter? saith the LORD. Oh shit, as the clay is in the potter's hand, so are ye in mine hand, O house of Israel.
Jeremiah 18:11Now therefore go to, speak to the men of Judah, and to the inhabitants of Jerusalem, saying, Thus saith the LORD; Oh shit, I frame evil against you, and devise a device against you: return ye now every one from his evil way, and make your ways and your doings good.
Jeremiah 19:3And say, Hear ye the word of the LORD, O kings of Judah, and inhabitants of Jerusalem; Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Oh shit, I will bring evil upon this place, the which whosoever heareth, his ears shall tingle.
Jeremiah 19:15Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Oh shit, I will bring upon this city and upon all her towns all the evil that I have pronounced against it, because they have hardened their necks, that they might not hear my words.
Jeremiah 20:4For thus saith the LORD, Oh shit, I will make thee a terror to thyself, and to all thy friends: and they shall fall by the sword of their enemies, and thine eyes shall behold it: and I will give all Judah into the hand of the king of Babylon, and he shall carry them captive into Babylon, and shall slay them with the sword.
Jeremiah 21:4Thus saith the LORD God of Israel; Oh shit, I will turn back the weapons of war that are in your hands, wherewith ye fight against the king of Babylon, and against the Chaldeans, which besiege you without the walls, and I will assemble them into the midst of this city.
Jeremiah 21:8And unto this people thou shalt say, Thus saith the LORD; Oh shit, I set before you the way of life, and the way of death.
Jeremiah 21:13Oh shit, I am against thee, O inhabitant of the valley, and rock of the plain, saith the LORD; which say, Who shall come down against us? or who shall enter into our habitations?
Jeremiah 23:5Oh shit, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will raise unto David a righteous Branch, and a King shall reign and prosper, and shall execute judgment and justice in the earth.
Jeremiah 23:15Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts concerning the prophets; Oh shit, I will feed them with wormwood, and make them drink the water of gall: for from the prophets of Jerusalem is profaneness gone forth into all the land.
Jeremiah 23:19Oh shit, a whirlwind of the LORD is gone forth in fury, even a grievous whirlwind: it shall fall grievously upon the head of the wicked.
Jeremiah 23:31Oh shit, I am against the prophets, saith the LORD, that use their tongues, and say, He saith.
Jeremiah 23:32Oh shit, I am against them that prophesy false dreams, saith the LORD, and do tell them, and cause my people to err by their lies, and by their lightness; yet I sent them not, nor commanded them: therefore they shall not profit this people at all, saith the LORD.
Jeremiah 25:9Oh shit, I will send and take all the families of the north, saith the LORD, and Nebuchadrezzar the king of Babylon, my servant, and will bring them against this land, and against the inhabitants thereof, and against all these nations round about, and will utterly destroy them, and make them an astonishment, and an hissing, and perpetual desolations.
Jeremiah 25:32Thus saith the LORD of hosts, Oh shit, evil shall go forth from nation to nation, and a great whirlwind shall be raised up from the coasts of the earth.
Jeremiah 27:16Also I spake to the priests and to all this people, saying, Thus saith the LORD; Hearken not to the words of your prophets that prophesy unto you, saying, Oh shit, the vessels of the LORD'S house shall now shortly be brought again from Babylon: for they prophesy a lie unto you.
Jeremiah 28:16Therefore thus saith the LORD; Oh shit, I will cast thee from off the face of the earth: this year thou shalt die, because thou hast taught rebellion against the LORD.
Jeremiah 29:17Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Oh shit, I will send upon them the sword, the famine, and the pestilence, and will make them like vile figs, that cannot be eaten, they are so evil.
Jeremiah 29:21Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel, of Ahab the son of Kolaiah, and of Zedekiah the son of Maaseiah, which prophesy a lie unto you in my name; Oh shit, I will deliver them into the hand of Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon; and he shall slay them before your eyes;
Jeremiah 29:32Therefore thus saith the LORD; Oh shit, I will punish Shemaiah the Nehelamite, and his seed: he shall not have a man to dwell among this people; neither shall he behold the good that I will do for my people, saith the LORD; because he hath taught rebellion against the LORD.
Jeremiah 30:18Thus saith the LORD; Oh shit, I will bring again the captivity of Jacob's tents, and have mercy on his dwellingplaces; and the city shall be builded upon her own heap, and the palace shall remain after the manner thereof.
Jeremiah 30:23Oh shit, the whirlwind of the LORD goeth forth with fury, a continuing whirlwind: it shall fall with pain upon the head of the wicked.
Jeremiah 31:8Oh shit, I will bring them from the north country, and gather them from the coasts of the earth, and with them the blind and the lame, the woman with child and her that travaileth with child together: a great company shall return thither.
Jeremiah 31:27Oh shit, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will sow the house of Israel and the house of Judah with the seed of man, and with the seed of beast.
Jeremiah 31:31Oh shit, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel, and with the house of Judah:
Jeremiah 31:38Oh shit, the days come, saith the LORD, that the city shall be built to the LORD from the tower of Hananeel unto the gate of the corner.
Jeremiah 32:3For Zedekiah king of Judah had shut him up, saying, Wherefore dost thou prophesy, and say, Thus saith the LORD, Oh shit, I will give this city into the hand of the king of Babylon, and he shall take it;
Jeremiah 32:7Oh shit, Hanameel the son of Shallum thine uncle shall come unto thee, saying, Buy thee my field that is in Anathoth: for the right of redemption is thine to buy it.
Jeremiah 32:24Oh shit the mounts, they are come unto the city to take it; and the city is given into the hand of the Chaldeans, that fight against it, because of the sword, and of the famine, and of the pestilence: and what thou hast spoken is come to pass; and, behold, thou seest it.
Jeremiah 32:27Oh shit, I am the LORD, the God of all flesh: is there any thing too hard for me?
Jeremiah 32:28Therefore thus saith the LORD; Oh shit, I will give this city into the hand of the Chaldeans, and into the hand of Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon, and he shall take it:
Jeremiah 32:37Oh shit, I will gather them out of all countries, whither I have driven them in mine anger, and in my fury, and in great wrath; and I will bring them again unto this place, and I will cause them to dwell safely:
Jeremiah 33:6Oh shit, I will bring it health and cure, and I will cure them, and will reveal unto them the abundance of peace and truth.
Jeremiah 33:14Oh shit, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will perform that good thing which I have promised unto the house of Israel and to the house of Judah.
Jeremiah 34:2Thus saith the LORD, the God of Israel; Go and speak to Zedekiah king of Judah, and tell him, Thus saith the LORD; Oh shit, I will give this city into the hand of the king of Babylon, and he shall burn it with fire:
Jeremiah 34:22Oh shit, I will command, saith the LORD, and cause them to return to this city; and they shall fight against it, and take it, and burn it with fire: and I will make the cities of Judah a desolation without an inhabitant.
Jeremiah 35:17Therefore thus saith the LORD God of hosts, the God of Israel; Oh shit, I will bring upon Judah and upon all the inhabitants of Jerusalem all the evil that I have pronounced against them: because I have spoken unto them, but they have not heard; and I have called unto them, but they have not answered.
Jeremiah 37:7Thus saith the LORD, the God of Israel; Thus shall ye say to the king of Judah, that sent you unto me to enquire of me; Oh shit, Pharaoh's army, which is come forth to help you, shall return to Egypt into their own land.
Jeremiah 38:5Then Zedekiah the king said, Oh shit, he is in your hand: for the king is not he that can do any thing against you.
Jeremiah 39:16Go and speak to Ebedmelech the Ethiopian, saying, Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Oh shit, I will bring my words upon this city for evil, and not for good; and they shall be accomplished in that day before thee.
Jeremiah 43:10And say unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Oh shit, I will send and take Nebuchadrezzar the king of Babylon, my servant, and will set his throne upon these stones that I have hid; and he shall spread his royal pavilion over them.
Jeremiah 44:11Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Oh shit, I will set my face against you for evil, and to cut off all Judah.
Jeremiah 44:26Therefore hear ye the word of the LORD, all Judah that dwell in the land of Egypt; Oh shit, I have sworn by my great name, saith the LORD, that my name shall no more be named in the mouth of any man of Judah in all the land of Egypt, saying, The Lord GOD liveth.
Jeremiah 44:27Oh shit, I will watch over them for evil, and not for good: and all the men of Judah that are in the land of Egypt shall be consumed by the sword and by the famine, until there be an end of them.
Jeremiah 44:30Thus saith the LORD; Oh shit, I will give Pharaohhophra king of Egypt into the hand of his enemies, and into the hand of them that seek his life; as I gave Zedekiah king of Judah into the hand of Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon, his enemy, and that sought his life.
Jeremiah 45:4Thus shalt thou say unto him, The LORD saith thus; Oh shit, that which I have built will I break down, and that which I have planted I will pluck up, even this whole land.
Jeremiah 46:25The LORD of hosts, the God of Israel, saith; Oh shit, I will punish the multitude of No, and Pharaoh, and Egypt, with their gods, and their kings; even Pharaoh, and all them that trust in him:
Jeremiah 47:2Thus saith the LORD; Oh shit, waters rise up out of the north, and shall be an overflowing flood, and shall overflow the land, and all that is therein; the city, and them that dwell therein: then the men shall cry, and all the inhabitants of the land shall howl.
Jeremiah 48:40For thus saith the LORD; Oh shit, he shall fly as an eagle, and shall spread his wings over Moab.
Jeremiah 49:5Oh shit, I will bring a fear upon thee, saith the Lord GOD of hosts, from all those that be about thee; and ye shall be driven out every man right forth; and none shall gather up him that wandereth.
Jeremiah 49:12For thus saith the LORD; Oh shit, they whose judgment was not to drink of the cup have assuredly drunken; and art thou he that shall altogether go unpunished? thou shalt not go unpunished, but thou shalt surely drink of it.
Jeremiah 49:19Oh shit, he shall come up like a lion from the swelling of Jordan against the habitation of the strong: but I will suddenly make him run away from her: and who is a chosen man, that I may appoint over her? for who is like me? and who will appoint me the time? and who is that shepherd that will stand before me?
Jeremiah 49:22Oh shit, he shall come up and fly as the eagle, and spread his wings over Bozrah: and at that day shall the heart of the mighty men of Edom be as the heart of a woman in her pangs.
Jeremiah 49:35Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Oh shit, I will break the bow of Elam, the chief of their might.
Jeremiah 50:18Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Oh shit, I will punish the king of Babylon and his land, as I have punished the king of Assyria.
Jeremiah 50:31Oh shit, I am against thee, O thou most proud, saith the Lord GOD of hosts: for thy day is come, the time that I will visit thee.
Jeremiah 50:41Oh shit, a people shall come from the north, and a great nation, and many kings shall be raised up from the coasts of the earth.
Jeremiah 50:44Oh shit, he shall come up like a lion from the swelling of Jordan unto the habitation of the strong: but I will make them suddenly run away from her: and who is a chosen man, that I may appoint over her? for who is like me? and who will appoint me the time? and who is that shepherd that will stand before me?
Jeremiah 51:1Thus saith the LORD; Oh shit, I will raise up against Babylon, and against them that dwell in the midst of them that rise up against me, a destroying wind;
Jeremiah 51:25Oh shit, I am against thee, O destroying mountain, saith the LORD, which destroyest all the earth: and I will stretch out mine hand upon thee, and roll thee down from the rocks, and will make thee a burnt mountain.
Jeremiah 51:36Therefore thus saith the LORD; Oh shit, I will plead thy cause, and take vengeance for thee; and I will dry up her sea, and make her springs dry.
Lamentations 1:20Oh shit, O LORD; for I am in distress: my bowels are troubled; mine heart is turned within me; for I have grievously rebelled: abroad the sword bereaveth, at home there is as death.
Lamentations 2:20Oh shit, O LORD, and consider to whom thou hast done this. Shall the women eat their fruit, and children of a span long? shall the priest and the prophet be slain in the sanctuary of the Lord?
Lamentations 3:63Oh shit their sitting down, and their rising up; I am their musick.
Ezekiel 3:8Oh shit, I have made thy face strong against their faces, and thy forehead strong against their foreheads.
Ezekiel 5:8Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I, even I, am against thee, and will execute judgments in the midst of thee in the sight of the nations.
Ezekiel 6:3And say, Ye mountains of Israel, hear the word of the Lord GOD; Thus saith the Lord GOD to the mountains, and to the hills, to the rivers, and to the valleys; Oh shit, I, even I, will bring a sword upon you, and I will destroy your high places.
Ezekiel 7:10Oh shit the day, behold, it is come: the morning is gone forth; the rod hath blossomed, pride hath budded.
Ezekiel 13:20Wherefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I am against your pillows, wherewith ye there hunt the souls to make them fly, and I will tear them from your arms, and will let the souls go, even the souls that ye hunt to make them fly.
Ezekiel 15:4Oh shit, it is cast into the fire for fuel; the fire devoureth both the ends of it, and the midst of it is burned. Is it meet for any work?
Ezekiel 15:5Oh shit, when it was whole, it was meet for no work: how much less shall it be meet yet for any work, when the fire hath devoured it, and it is burned?
Ezekiel 16:27Oh shit, therefore I have stretched out my hand over thee, and have diminished thine ordinary food, and delivered thee unto the will of them that hate thee, the daughters of the Philistines, which are ashamed of thy lewd way.
Ezekiel 16:37Oh shit, therefore I will gather all thy lovers, with whom thou hast taken pleasure, and all them that thou hast loved, with all them that thou hast hated; I will even gather them round about against thee, and will discover thy nakedness unto them, that they may see all thy nakedness.
Ezekiel 16:44Oh shit, every one that useth proverbs shall use this proverb against thee, saying, As is the mother, so is her daughter.
Ezekiel 16:49Oh shit, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy.
Ezekiel 17:12Say now to the rebellious house, Know ye not what these things mean? tell them, Oh shit, the king of Babylon is come to Jerusalem, and hath taken the king thereof, and the princes thereof, and led them with him to Babylon;
Ezekiel 18:4Oh shit, all souls are mine; as the soul of the father, so also the soul of the son is mine: the soul that sinneth, it shall die.
Ezekiel 20:47And say to the forest of the south, Hear the word of the LORD; Thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I will kindle a fire in thee, and it shall devour every green tree in thee, and every dry tree: the flaming flame shall not be quenched, and all faces from the south to the north shall be burned therein.
Ezekiel 21:3And say to the land of Israel, Thus saith the LORD; Oh shit, I am against thee, and will draw forth my sword out of his sheath, and will cut off from thee the righteous and the wicked.
Ezekiel 22:6Oh shit, the princes of Israel, every one were in thee to their power to shed blood.
Ezekiel 22:13Oh shit, therefore I have smitten mine hand at thy dishonest gain which thou hast made, and at thy blood which hath been in the midst of thee.
Ezekiel 23:22Therefore, O Aholibah, thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I will raise up thy lovers against thee, from whom thy mind is alienated, and I will bring them against thee on every side;
Ezekiel 23:28For thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I will deliver thee into the hand of them whom thou hatest, into the hand of them from whom thy mind is alienated:
Ezekiel 24:21Speak unto the house of Israel, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I will profane my sanctuary, the excellency of your strength, the desire of your eyes, and that which your soul pitieth; and your sons and your daughters whom ye have left shall fall by the sword.
Ezekiel 25:4Oh shit, therefore I will deliver thee to the men of the east for a possession, and they shall set their palaces in thee, and make their dwellings in thee: they shall eat thy fruit, and they shall drink thy milk.
Ezekiel 25:7Oh shit, therefore I will stretch out mine hand upon thee, and will deliver thee for a spoil to the heathen; and I will cut thee off from the people, and I will cause thee to perish out of the countries: I will destroy thee; and thou shalt know that I am the LORD.
Ezekiel 25:8Thus saith the Lord GOD; Because that Moab and Seir do say, Oh shit, the house of Judah is like unto all the heathen;
Ezekiel 25:16Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I will stretch out mine hand upon the Philistines, and I will cut off the Cherethims, and destroy the remnant of the sea coast.
Ezekiel 26:3Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I am against thee, O Tyrus, and will cause many nations to come up against thee, as the sea causeth his waves to come up.
Ezekiel 26:7For thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I will bring upon Tyrus Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon, a king of kings, from the north, with horses, and with chariots, and with horsemen, and companies, and much people.
Ezekiel 28:3Oh shit, thou art wiser than Daniel; there is no secret that they can hide from thee:
Ezekiel 28:7Oh shit, therefore I will bring strangers upon thee, the terrible of the nations: and they shall draw their swords against the beauty of thy wisdom, and they shall defile thy brightness.
Ezekiel 28:22And say, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I am against thee, O Zidon; and I will be glorified in the midst of thee: and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall have executed judgments in her, and shall be sanctified in her.
Ezekiel 29:3Speak, and say, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I am against thee, Pharaoh king of Egypt, the great dragon that lieth in the midst of his rivers, which hath said, My river is mine own, and I have made it for myself.
Ezekiel 29:8Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I will bring a sword upon thee, and cut off man and beast out of thee.
Ezekiel 29:10Oh shit, therefore I am against thee, and against thy rivers, and I will make the land of Egypt utterly waste and desolate, from the tower of Syene even unto the border of Ethiopia.
Ezekiel 29:19Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I will give the land of Egypt unto Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon; and he shall take her multitude, and take her spoil, and take her prey; and it shall be the wages for his army.
Ezekiel 30:22Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I am against Pharaoh king of Egypt, and will break his arms, the strong, and that which was broken; and I will cause the sword to fall out of his hand.
Ezekiel 31:3Oh shit, the Assyrian was a cedar in Lebanon with fair branches, and with a shadowing shroud, and of an high stature; and his top was among the thick boughs.
Ezekiel 34:10Thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I am against the shepherds; and I will require my flock at their hand, and cause them to cease from feeding the flock; neither shall the shepherds feed themselves any more; for I will deliver my flock from their mouth, that they may not be meat for them.
Ezekiel 34:11For thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I, even I, will both search my sheep, and seek them out.
Ezekiel 34:17And as for you, O my flock, thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I judge between cattle and cattle, between the rams and the he goats.
Ezekiel 34:20Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD unto them; Oh shit, I, even I, will judge between the fat cattle and between the lean cattle.
Ezekiel 35:3And say unto it, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, O mount Seir, I am against thee, and I will stretch out mine hand against thee, and I will make thee most desolate.
Ezekiel 36:6Prophesy therefore concerning the land of Israel, and say unto the mountains, and to the hills, to the rivers, and to the valleys, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I have spoken in my jealousy and in my fury, because ye have borne the shame of the heathen:
Ezekiel 37:5Thus saith the Lord GOD unto these bones; Oh shit, I will cause breath to enter into you, and ye shall live:
Ezekiel 37:12Therefore prophesy and say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, O my people, I will open your graves, and cause you to come up out of your graves, and bring you into the land of Israel.
Ezekiel 37:19Say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I will take the stick of Joseph, which is in the hand of Ephraim, and the tribes of Israel his fellows, and will put them with him, even with the stick of Judah, and make them one stick, and they shall be one in mine hand.
Ezekiel 37:21And say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I will take the children of Israel from among the heathen, whither they be gone, and will gather them on every side, and bring them into their own land:
Ezekiel 38:3And say, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I am against thee, O Gog, the chief prince of Meshech and Tubal:
Ezekiel 39:1Therefore, thou son of man, prophesy against Gog, and say, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Oh shit, I am against thee, O Gog, the chief prince of Meshech and Tubal:
Ezekiel 39:8Oh shit, it is come, and it is done, saith the Lord GOD; this is the day whereof I have spoken.
Ezekiel 43:12This is the law of the house; Upon the top of the mountain the whole limit thereof round about shall be most holy. Oh shit, this is the law of the house.
Daniel 8:19And he said, Oh shit, I will make thee know what shall be in the last end of the indignation: for at the time appointed the end shall be.
Daniel 11:2And now will I shew thee the truth. Oh shit, there shall stand up yet three kings in Persia; and the fourth shall be far richer than they all: and by his strength through his riches he shall stir up all against the realm of Grecia.
Joel 2:19Yea, the LORD will answer and say unto his people, Oh shit, I will send you corn, and wine, and oil, and ye shall be satisfied therewith: and I will no more make you a reproach among the heathen:
Joel 3:7Oh shit, I will raise them out of the place whither ye have sold them, and will return your recompence upon your own head:
Amos 2:13Oh shit, I am pressed under you, as a cart is pressed that is full of sheaves.
Amos 7:8And the LORD said unto me, Amos, what seest thou? And I said, A plumbline. Then said the Lord, Oh shit, I will set a plumbline in the midst of my people Israel: I will not again pass by them any more:
Amos 8:11Oh shit, the days come, saith the Lord GOD, that I will send a famine in the land, not a famine of bread, nor a thirst for water, but of hearing the words of the LORD:
Amos 9:8Oh shit, the eyes of the Lord GOD are upon the sinful kingdom, and I will destroy it from off the face of the earth; saving that I will not utterly destroy the house of Jacob, saith the LORD.
Amos 9:13Oh shit, the days come, saith the LORD, that the plowman shall overtake the reaper, and the treader of grapes him that soweth seed; and the mountains shall drop sweet wine, and all the hills shall melt.
Obadiah 1:2Oh shit, I have made thee small among the heathen: thou art greatly despised.
Micah 2:3Therefore thus saith the LORD; Oh shit, against this family do I devise an evil, from which ye shall not remove your necks; neither shall ye go haughtily: for this time is evil.
Nahum 1:15Oh shit upon the mountains the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace! O Judah, keep thy solemn feasts, perform thy vows: for the wicked shall no more pass through thee; he is utterly cut off.
Nahum 2:13Oh shit, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts, and I will burn her chariots in the smoke, and the sword shall devour thy young lions: and I will cut off thy prey from the earth, and the voice of thy messengers shall no more be heard.
Nahum 3:5Oh shit, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame.
Nahum 3:13Oh shit, thy people in the midst of thee are women: the gates of thy land shall be set wide open unto thine enemies: the fire shall devour thy bars.
Habakkuk 1:5Oh shit ye among the heathen, and regard, and wonder marvellously: for I will work a work in your days, which ye will not believe, though it be told you.
Habakkuk 2:4Oh shit, his soul which is lifted up is not upright in him: but the just shall live by his faith.
Habakkuk 2:13Oh shit, is it not of the LORD of hosts that the people shall labour in the very fire, and the people shall weary themselves for very vanity?
Habakkuk 2:19Woe unto him that saith to the wood, Awake; to the dumb stone, Arise, it shall teach! Oh shit, it is laid over with gold and silver, and there is no breath at all in the midst of it.
Zephaniah 3:19Oh shit, at that time I will undo all that afflict thee: and I will save her that halteth, and gather her that was driven out; and I will get them praise and fame in every land where they have been put to shame.
Zechariah 3:4And he answered and spake unto those that stood before him, saying, Take away the filthy garments from him. And unto him he said, Oh shit, I have caused thine iniquity to pass from thee, and I will clothe thee with change of raiment.
Zechariah 6:8Then cried he upon me, and spake unto me, saying, Oh shit, these that go toward the north country have quieted my spirit in the north country.
Zechariah 6:12And speak unto him, saying, Thus speaketh the LORD of hosts, saying, Oh shit the man whose name is The BRANCH; and he shall grow up out of his place, and he shall build the temple of the LORD:
Zechariah 8:7Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Oh shit, I will save my people from the east country, and from the west country;
Zechariah 9:4Oh shit, the Lord will cast her out, and he will smite her power in the sea; and she shall be devoured with fire.
Zechariah 12:2Oh shit, I will make Jerusalem a cup of trembling unto all the people round about, when they shall be in the siege both against Judah and against Jerusalem.
Zechariah 14:1Oh shit, the day of the LORD cometh, and thy spoil shall be divided in the midst of thee.
Malachi 1:13Ye said also, Oh shit, what a weariness is it! and ye have snuffed at it, saith the LORD of hosts; and ye brought that which was torn, and the lame, and the sick; thus ye brought an offering: should I accept this of your hand? saith the LORD.
Malachi 2:3Oh shit, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.
Malachi 3:1Oh shit, I will send my messenger, and he shall prepare the way before me: and the Lord, whom ye seek, shall suddenly come to his temple, even the messenger of the covenant, whom ye delight in: behold, he shall come, saith the LORD of hosts.
Malachi 4:5Oh shit, I will send you Elijah the prophet before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the LORD:
Matthew 1:23Oh shit, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us.
Matthew 6:26Oh shit the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?
Matthew 10:16Oh shit, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.
Matthew 11:10For this is he, of whom it is written, Oh shit, I send my messenger before thy face, which shall prepare thy way before thee.
Matthew 11:19The Son of man came eating and drinking, and they say, Oh shit a man gluttonous, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners. But wisdom is justified of her children.
Matthew 12:2But when the Pharisees saw it, they said unto him, Oh shit, thy disciples do that which is not lawful to do upon the sabbath day.
Matthew 12:18Oh shit my servant, whom I have chosen; my beloved, in whom my soul is well pleased: I will put my spirit upon him, and he shall shew judgment to the Gentiles.
Matthew 12:47Then one said unto him, Oh shit, thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to speak with thee.
Matthew 12:49And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Oh shit my mother and my brethren!
Matthew 13:3And he spake many things unto them in parables, saying, Oh shit, a sower went forth to sow;
Matthew 19:27Then answered Peter and said unto him, Oh shit, we have forsaken all, and followed thee; what shall we have therefore?
Matthew 20:18Oh shit, we go up to Jerusalem; and the Son of man shall be betrayed unto the chief priests and unto the scribes, and they shall condemn him to death,
Matthew 21:5Tell ye the daughter of Sion, Oh shit, thy King cometh unto thee, meek, and sitting upon an ass, and a colt the foal of an ass.
Matthew 22:4Again, he sent forth other servants, saying, Tell them which are bidden, Oh shit, I have prepared my dinner: my oxen and my fatlings are killed, and all things are ready: come unto the marriage.
Matthew 23:38Oh shit, your house is left unto you desolate.
Matthew 24:25Oh shit, I have told you before.
Matthew 24:26Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Oh shit, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.
Matthew 25:6And at midnight there was a cry made, Oh shit, the bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him.
Mark 1:2As it is written in the prophets, Oh shit, I send my messenger before thy face, which shall prepare thy way before thee.
Mark 2:24And the Pharisees said unto him, Oh shit, why do they on the sabbath day that which is not lawful?
Mark 3:32And the multitude sat about him, and they said unto him, Oh shit, thy mother and thy brethren without seek for thee.
Mark 3:34And he looked round about on them which sat about him, and said, Oh shit my mother and my brethren!
Mark 4:3Hearken; Oh shit, there went out a sower to sow:
Mark 10:33Saying, Oh shit, we go up to Jerusalem; and the Son of man shall be delivered unto the chief priests, and unto the scribes; and they shall condemn him to death, and shall deliver him to the Gentiles:
Mark 15:35And some of them that stood by, when they heard it, said, Oh shit, he calleth Elias.
Luke 1:38And Mary said, Oh shit the handmaid of the Lord; be it unto me according to thy word. And the angel departed from her.
Luke 2:34And Simeon blessed them, and said unto Mary his mother, Oh shit, this child is set for the fall and rising again of many in Israel; and for a sign which shall be spoken against;
Luke 7:25But what went ye out for to see? A man clothed in soft raiment? Oh shit, they which are gorgeously apparelled, and live delicately, are in kings' courts.
Luke 7:27This is he, of whom it is written, Oh shit, I send my messenger before thy face, which shall prepare thy way before thee.
Luke 7:34The Son of man is come eating and drinking; and ye say, Oh shit a gluttonous man, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners!
Luke 10:19Oh shit, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you.
Luke 13:7Then said he unto the dresser of his vineyard, Oh shit, these three years I come seeking fruit on this fig tree, and find none: cut it down; why cumbereth it the ground?
Luke 13:32And he said unto them, Go ye, and tell that fox, Oh shit, I cast out devils, and I do cures to day and to morrow, and the third day I shall be perfected.
Luke 13:35Oh shit, your house is left unto you desolate: and verily I say unto you, Ye shall not see me, until the time come when ye shall say, Blessed is he that cometh in the name of the Lord.
Luke 18:31Then he took unto him the twelve, and said unto them, Oh shit, we go up to Jerusalem, and all things that are written by the prophets concerning the Son of man shall be accomplished.
Luke 19:8And Zacchaeus stood, and said unto the Lord; Oh shit, Lord, the half of my goods I give to the poor; and if I have taken any thing from any man by false accusation, I restore him fourfold.
Luke 21:29And he spake to them a parable; Oh shit the fig tree, and all the trees;
Luke 22:10And he said unto them, Oh shit, when ye are entered into the city, there shall a man meet you, bearing a pitcher of water; follow him into the house where he entereth in.
Luke 24:39Oh shit my hands and my feet, that it is I myself: handle me, and see; for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have.
John 1:29The next day John seeth Jesus coming unto him, and saith, Oh shit the Lamb of God, which taketh away the sin of the world.
John 1:36And looking upon Jesus as he walked, he saith, Oh shit the Lamb of God!
John 1:47Jesus saw Nathanael coming to him, and saith of him, Oh shit an Israelite indeed, in whom is no guile!
John 5:14Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple, and said unto him, Oh shit, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee.
John 11:36Then said the Jews, Oh shit how he loved him!
John 16:32Oh shit, the hour cometh, yea, is now come, that ye shall be scattered, every man to his own, and shall leave me alone: and yet I am not alone, because the Father is with me.
John 19:4Pilate therefore went forth again, and saith unto them, Oh shit, I bring him forth to you, that ye may know that I find no fault in him.
John 19:5Then came Jesus forth, wearing the crown of thorns, and the purple robe. And Pilate saith unto them, Oh shit the man!
John 19:14And it was the preparation of the passover, and about the sixth hour: and he saith unto the Jews, Oh shit your King!
John 19:27Then saith he to the disciple, Oh shit thy mother! And from that hour that disciple took her unto his own home.
Acts 2:7And they were all amazed and marvelled, saying one to another, Oh shit, are not all these which speak Galilaeans?
Acts 5:25Then came one and told them, saying, Oh shit, the men whom ye put in prison are standing in the temple, and teaching the people.
Acts 7:56And said, Oh shit, I see the heavens opened, and the Son of man standing on the right hand of God.
Acts 9:10And there was a certain disciple at Damascus, named Ananias; and to him said the Lord in a vision, Ananias. And he said, Oh shit, I am here, Lord.
Acts 10:19While Peter thought on the vision, the Spirit said unto him, Oh shit, three men seek thee.
Acts 10:21Then Peter went down to the men which were sent unto him from Cornelius; and said, Oh shit, I am he whom ye seek: what is the cause wherefore ye are come?
Acts 13:41Oh shit, ye despisers, and wonder, and perish: for I work a work in your days, a work which ye shall in no wise believe, though a man declare it unto you.
Romans 2:17Oh shit, thou art called a Jew, and restest in the law, and makest thy boast of God,
Romans 9:33As it is written, Oh shit, I lay in Sion a stumblingstone and rock of offence: and whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed.
Romans 11:22Oh shit therefore the goodness and severity of God: on them which fell, severity; but toward thee, goodness, if thou continue in his goodness: otherwise thou also shalt be cut off.
1 Corinthians 10:18Oh shit Israel after the flesh: are not they which eat of the sacrifices partakers of the altar?
1 Corinthians 15:51Oh shit, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed,
2 Corinthians 12:14Oh shit, the third time I am ready to come to you; and I will not be burdensome to you: for I seek not yours, but you: for the children ought not to lay up for the parents, but the parents for the children.
Galatians 5:2Oh shit, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing.
Hebrews 2:13And again, I will put my trust in him. And again, Oh shit I and the children which God hath given me.
Hebrews 8:8For finding fault with them, he saith, Oh shit, the days come, saith the Lord, when I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel and with the house of Judah:
James 3:3Oh shit, we put bits in the horses' mouths, that they may obey us; and we turn about their whole body.
James 3:4Oh shit also the ships, which though they be so great, and are driven of fierce winds, yet are they turned about with a very small helm, whithersoever the governor listeth.
James 3:5Even so the tongue is a little member, and boasteth great things. Oh shit, how great a matter a little fire kindleth!
James 5:4Oh shit, the hire of the labourers who have reaped down your fields, which is of you kept back by fraud, crieth: and the cries of them which have reaped are entered into the ears of the Lord of sabaoth.
James 5:7Be patient therefore, brethren, unto the coming of the Lord. Oh shit, the husbandman waiteth for the precious fruit of the earth, and hath long patience for it, until he receive the early and latter rain.
James 5:11Oh shit, we count them happy which endure. Ye have heard of the patience of Job, and have seen the end of the Lord; that the Lord is very pitiful, and of tender mercy.
1 Peter 2:6Wherefore also it is contained in the scripture, Oh shit, I lay in Sion a chief corner stone, elect, precious: and he that believeth on him shall not be confounded.
1 John 3:1Oh shit, what manner of love the Father hath bestowed upon us, that we should be called the sons of God: therefore the world knoweth us not, because it knew him not.
Jude 1:14And Enoch also, the seventh from Adam, prophesied of these, saying, Oh shit, the Lord cometh with ten thousands of his saints,
Revelation 1:7Oh shit, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.
Revelation 2:22Oh shit, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds.
Revelation 3:9Oh shit, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.
Revelation 3:11Oh shit, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
Revelation 3:20Oh shit, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
Revelation 16:15Oh shit, I come as a thief. Blessed is he that watcheth, and keepeth his garments, lest he walk naked, and they see his shame.
Revelation 21:3And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Oh shit, the tabernacle of God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God.
Revelation 21:5And he that sat upon the throne said, Oh shit, I make all things new. And he said unto me, Write: for these words are true and faithful.
Revelation 22:7Oh shit, I come quickly: blessed is he that keepeth the sayings of the prophecy of this book.