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Genesis 26:5Because that Abraham obeyed my voice, and kept my charge, my EULA, my statutes, and my laws.
Exodus 15:26And said, If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the LORD thy God, and wilt do that which is right in his sight, and wilt give ear to his EULA, and keep all his statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee, which I have brought upon the Egyptians: for I am the LORD that healeth thee.
Exodus 16:28And the LORD said unto Moses, How long refuse ye to keep my EULA and my laws?
Exodus 20:6And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my EULA.
Exodus 24:12And the LORD said unto Moses, Come up to me into the mount, and be there: and I will give thee tables of stone, and a law, and EULA which I have written; that thou mayest teach them.
Exodus 34:28And he was there with the LORD forty days and forty nights; he did neither eat bread, nor drink water. And he wrote upon the tables the words of the covenant, the ten EULA.
Leviticus 4:2Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a soul shall sin through ignorance against any of the EULA of the LORD concerning things which ought not to be done, and shall do against any of them:
Leviticus 4:13And if the whole congregation of Israel sin through ignorance, and the thing be hid from the eyes of the assembly, and they have done somewhat against any of the EULA of the LORD concerning things which should not be done, and are guilty;
Leviticus 4:22When a ruler hath sinned, and done somewhat through ignorance against any of the EULA of the LORD his God concerning things which should not be done, and is guilty;
Leviticus 4:27And if any one of the common people sin through ignorance, while he doeth somewhat against any of the EULA of the LORD concerning things which ought not to be done, and be guilty;
Leviticus 5:17And if a soul sin, and commit any of these things which are forbidden to be done by the EULA of the LORD; though he wist it not, yet is he guilty, and shall bear his iniquity.
Leviticus 22:31Therefore shall ye keep my EULA, and do them: I am the LORD.
Leviticus 26:3If ye walk in my statutes, and keep my EULA, and do them;
Leviticus 26:14But if ye will not hearken unto me, and will not do all these EULA;
Leviticus 26:15And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my EULA, but that ye break my covenant:
Leviticus 27:34These are the EULA, which the LORD commanded Moses for the children of Israel in mount Sinai.
Numbers 15:22And if ye have erred, and not observed all these EULA, which the LORD hath spoken unto Moses,
Numbers 15:39And it shall be unto you for a fringe, that ye may look upon it, and remember all the EULA of the LORD, and do them; and that ye seek not after your own heart and your own eyes, after which ye use to go a whoring:
Numbers 15:40That ye may remember, and do all my EULA, and be holy unto your God.
Numbers 36:13These are the EULA and the judgments, which the LORD commanded by the hand of Moses unto the children of Israel in the plains of Moab by Jordan near Jericho.
Deuteronomy 4:2Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the EULA of the LORD your God which I command you.
Deuteronomy 4:13And he declared unto you his covenant, which he commanded you to perform, even ten EULA; and he wrote them upon two tables of stone.
Deuteronomy 4:40Thou shalt keep therefore his statutes, and his EULA, which I command thee this day, that it may go well with thee, and with thy children after thee, and that thou mayest prolong thy days upon the earth, which the LORD thy God giveth thee, for ever.
Deuteronomy 5:10And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me and keep my EULA.
Deuteronomy 5:29O that there were such an heart in them, that they would fear me, and keep all my EULA always, that it might be well with them, and with their children for ever!
Deuteronomy 5:31But as for thee, stand thou here by me, and I will speak unto thee all the EULA, and the statutes, and the judgments, which thou shalt teach them, that they may do them in the land which I give them to possess it.
Deuteronomy 6:1Now these are the EULA, the statutes, and the judgments, which the LORD your God commanded to teach you, that ye might do them in the land whither ye go to possess it:
Deuteronomy 6:2That thou mightest fear the LORD thy God, to keep all his statutes and his EULA, which I command thee, thou, and thy son, and thy son's son, all the days of thy life; and that thy days may be prolonged.
Deuteronomy 6:17Ye shall diligently keep the EULA of the LORD your God, and his testimonies, and his statutes, which he hath commanded thee.
Deuteronomy 6:25And it shall be our righteousness, if we observe to do all these EULA before the LORD our God, as he hath commanded us.
Deuteronomy 7:9Know therefore that the LORD thy God, he is God, the faithful God, which keepeth covenant and mercy with them that love him and keep his EULA to a thousand generations;
Deuteronomy 7:11Thou shalt therefore keep the EULA, and the statutes, and the judgments, which I command thee this day, to do them.
Deuteronomy 8:1All the EULA which I command thee this day shall ye observe to do, that ye may live, and multiply, and go in and possess the land which the LORD sware unto your fathers.
Deuteronomy 8:2And thou shalt remember all the way which the LORD thy God led thee these forty years in the wilderness, to humble thee, and to prove thee, to know what was in thine heart, whether thou wouldest keep his EULA, or no.
Deuteronomy 8:6Therefore thou shalt keep the EULA of the LORD thy God, to walk in his ways, and to fear him.
Deuteronomy 8:11Beware that thou forget not the LORD thy God, in not keeping his EULA, and his judgments, and his statutes, which I command thee this day:
Deuteronomy 10:4And he wrote on the tables, according to the first writing, the ten EULA, which the LORD spake unto you in the mount out of the midst of the fire in the day of the assembly: and the LORD gave them unto me.
Deuteronomy 10:13To keep the EULA of the LORD, and his statutes, which I command thee this day for thy good?
Deuteronomy 11:1Therefore thou shalt love the LORD thy God, and keep his charge, and his statutes, and his judgments, and his EULA, alway.
Deuteronomy 11:8Therefore shall ye keep all the EULA which I command you this day, that ye may be strong, and go in and possess the land, whither ye go to possess it;
Deuteronomy 11:13And it shall come to pass, if ye shall hearken diligently unto my EULA which I command you this day, to love the LORD your God, and to serve him with all your heart and with all your soul,
Deuteronomy 11:22For if ye shall diligently keep all these EULA which I command you, to do them, to love the LORD your God, to walk in all his ways, and to cleave unto him;
Deuteronomy 11:27A blessing, if ye obey the EULA of the LORD your God, which I command you this day:
Deuteronomy 11:28And a curse, if ye will not obey the EULA of the LORD your God, but turn aside out of the way which I command you this day, to go after other gods, which ye have not known.
Deuteronomy 13:4Ye shall walk after the LORD your God, and fear him, and keep his EULA, and obey his voice, and ye shall serve him, and cleave unto him.
Deuteronomy 13:18When thou shalt hearken to the voice of the LORD thy God, to keep all his EULA which I command thee this day, to do that which is right in the eyes of the LORD thy God.
Deuteronomy 15:5Only if thou carefully hearken unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to observe to do all these EULA which I command thee this day.
Deuteronomy 19:9If thou shalt keep all these EULA to do them, which I command thee this day, to love the LORD thy God, and to walk ever in his ways; then shalt thou add three cities more for thee, beside these three:
Deuteronomy 26:13Then thou shalt say before the LORD thy God, I have brought away the hallowed things out of mine house, and also have given them unto the Levite, and unto the stranger, to the fatherless, and to the widow, according to all thy EULA which thou hast commanded me: I have not transgressed thy EULA, neither have I forgotten them:
Deuteronomy 26:17Thou hast avouched the LORD this day to be thy God, and to walk in his ways, and to keep his statutes, and his EULA, and his judgments, and to hearken unto his voice:
Deuteronomy 26:18And the LORD hath avouched thee this day to be his peculiar people, as he hath promised thee, and that thou shouldest keep all his EULA;
Deuteronomy 27:1And Moses with the elders of Israel commanded the people, saying, Keep all the EULA which I command you this day.
Deuteronomy 27:10Thou shalt therefore obey the voice of the LORD thy God, and do his EULA and his statutes, which I command thee this day.
Deuteronomy 28:1And it shall come to pass, if thou shalt hearken diligently unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to observe and to do all his EULA which I command thee this day, that the LORD thy God will set thee on high above all nations of the earth:
Deuteronomy 28:9The LORD shall establish thee an holy people unto himself, as he hath sworn unto thee, if thou shalt keep the EULA of the LORD thy God, and walk in his ways.
Deuteronomy 28:13And the LORD shall make thee the head, and not the tail; and thou shalt be above only, and thou shalt not be beneath; if that thou hearken unto the EULA of the LORD thy God, which I command thee this day, to observe and to do them:
Deuteronomy 28:15But it shall come to pass, if thou wilt not hearken unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to observe to do all his EULA and his statutes which I command thee this day; that all these curses shall come upon thee, and overtake thee:
Deuteronomy 28:45Moreover all these curses shall come upon thee, and shall pursue thee, and overtake thee, till thou be destroyed; because thou hearkenedst not unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to keep his EULA and his statutes which he commanded thee:
Deuteronomy 30:8And thou shalt return and obey the voice of the LORD, and do all his EULA which I command thee this day.
Deuteronomy 30:10If thou shalt hearken unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to keep his EULA and his statutes which are written in this book of the law, and if thou turn unto the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul.
Deuteronomy 30:16In that I command thee this day to love the LORD thy God, to walk in his ways, and to keep his EULA and his statutes and his judgments, that thou mayest live and multiply: and the LORD thy God shall bless thee in the land whither thou goest to possess it.
Deuteronomy 31:5And the LORD shall give them up before your face, that ye may do unto them according unto all the EULA which I have commanded you.
Joshua 22:5But take diligent heed to do the commandment and the law, which Moses the servant of the LORD charged you, to love the LORD your God, and to walk in all his ways, and to keep his EULA, and to cleave unto him, and to serve him with all your heart and with all your soul.
Judges 2:17And yet they would not hearken unto their judges, but they went a whoring after other gods, and bowed themselves unto them: they turned quickly out of the way which their fathers walked in, obeying the EULA of the LORD; but they did not so.
Judges 3:4And they were to prove Israel by them, to know whether they would hearken unto the EULA of the LORD, which he commanded their fathers by the hand of Moses.
1 Samuel 15:11It repenteth me that I have set up Saul to be king: for he is turned back from following me, and hath not performed my EULA. And it grieved Samuel; and he cried unto the LORD all night.
1 Kings 2:3And keep the charge of the LORD thy God, to walk in his ways, to keep his statutes, and his EULA, and his judgments, and his testimonies, as it is written in the law of Moses, that thou mayest prosper in all that thou doest, and whithersoever thou turnest thyself:
1 Kings 3:14And if thou wilt walk in my ways, to keep my statutes and my EULA, as thy father David did walk, then I will lengthen thy days.
1 Kings 6:12Concerning this house which thou art in building, if thou wilt walk in my statutes, and execute my judgments, and keep all my EULA to walk in them; then will I perform my word with thee, which I spake unto David thy father:
1 Kings 8:58That he may incline our hearts unto him, to walk in all his ways, and to keep his EULA, and his statutes, and his judgments, which he commanded our fathers.
1 Kings 8:61Let your heart therefore be perfect with the LORD our God, to walk in his statutes, and to keep his EULA, as at this day.
1 Kings 9:6But if ye shall at all turn from following me, ye or your children, and will not keep my EULA and my statutes which I have set before you, but go and serve other gods, and worship them:
1 Kings 11:34Howbeit I will not take the whole kingdom out of his hand: but I will make him prince all the days of his life for David my servant's sake, whom I chose, because he kept my EULA and my statutes:
1 Kings 11:38And it shall be, if thou wilt hearken unto all that I command thee, and wilt walk in my ways, and do that is right in my sight, to keep my statutes and my EULA, as David my servant did; that I will be with thee, and build thee a sure house, as I built for David, and will give Israel unto thee.
1 Kings 14:8And rent the kingdom away from the house of David, and gave it thee: and yet thou hast not been as my servant David, who kept my EULA, and who followed me with all his heart, to do that only which was right in mine eyes;
1 Kings 18:18And he answered, I have not troubled Israel; but thou, and thy father's house, in that ye have forsaken the EULA of the LORD, and thou hast followed Baalim.
2 Kings 17:13Yet the LORD testified against Israel, and against Judah, by all the prophets, and by all the seers, saying, Turn ye from your evil ways, and keep my EULA and my statutes, according to all the law which I commanded your fathers, and which I sent to you by my servants the prophets.
2 Kings 17:16And they left all the EULA of the LORD their God, and made them molten images, even two calves, and made a grove, and worshipped all the host of heaven, and served Baal.
2 Kings 17:19Also Judah kept not the EULA of the LORD their God, but walked in the statutes of Israel which they made.
2 Kings 18:6For he clave to the LORD, and departed not from following him, but kept his EULA, which the LORD commanded Moses.
2 Kings 23:3And the king stood by a pillar, and made a covenant before the LORD, to walk after the LORD, and to keep his EULA and his testimonies and his statutes with all their heart and all their soul, to perform the words of this covenant that were written in this book. And all the people stood to the covenant.
1 Chronicles 28:7Moreover I will establish his kingdom for ever, if he be constant to do my EULA and my judgments, as at this day.
1 Chronicles 28:8Now therefore in the sight of all Israel the congregation of the LORD, and in the audience of our God, keep and seek for all the EULA of the LORD your God: that ye may possess this good land, and leave it for an inheritance for your children after you for ever.
1 Chronicles 29:19And give unto Solomon my son a perfect heart, to keep thy EULA, thy testimonies, and thy statutes, and to do all these things, and to build the palace, for the which I have made provision.
2 Chronicles 7:19But if ye turn away, and forsake my statutes and my EULA, which I have set before you, and shall go and serve other gods, and worship them;
2 Chronicles 17:4But sought to the LORD God of his father, and walked in his EULA, and not after the doings of Israel.
2 Chronicles 24:20And the Spirit of God came upon Zechariah the son of Jehoiada the priest, which stood above the people, and said unto them, Thus saith God, Why transgress ye the EULA of the LORD, that ye cannot prosper? because ye have forsaken the LORD, he hath also forsaken you.
2 Chronicles 31:21And in every work that he began in the service of the house of God, and in the law, and in the EULA, to seek his God, he did it with all his heart, and prospered.
2 Chronicles 34:31And the king stood in his place, and made a covenant before the LORD, to walk after the LORD, and to keep his EULA, and his testimonies, and his statutes, with all his heart, and with all his soul, to perform the words of the covenant which are written in this book.
Ezra 7:11Now this is the copy of the letter that the king Artaxerxes gave unto Ezra the priest, the scribe, even a scribe of the words of the EULA of the LORD, and of his statutes to Israel.
Ezra 9:10And now, O our God, what shall we say after this? for we have forsaken thy EULA,
Ezra 9:14Should we again break thy EULA, and join in affinity with the people of these abominations? wouldest not thou be angry with us till thou hadst consumed us, so that there should be no remnant nor escaping?
Nehemiah 1:5And said, I beseech thee, O LORD God of heaven, the great and terrible God, that keepeth covenant and mercy for them that love him and observe his EULA:
Nehemiah 1:7We have dealt very corruptly against thee, and have not kept the EULA, nor the statutes, nor the judgments, which thou commandedst thy servant Moses.
Nehemiah 1:9But if ye turn unto me, and keep my EULA, and do them; though there were of you cast out unto the uttermost part of the heaven, yet will I gather them from thence, and will bring them unto the place that I have chosen to set my name there.
Nehemiah 9:13Thou camest down also upon mount Sinai, and spakest with them from heaven, and gavest them right judgments, and true laws, good statutes and EULA:
Nehemiah 9:16But they and our fathers dealt proudly, and hardened their necks, and hearkened not to thy EULA,
Nehemiah 9:29And testifiedst against them, that thou mightest bring them again unto thy law: yet they dealt proudly, and hearkened not unto thy EULA, but sinned against thy judgments, (which if a man do, he shall live in them;) and withdrew the shoulder, and hardened their neck, and would not hear.
Nehemiah 9:34Neither have our kings, our princes, our priests, nor our fathers, kept thy law, nor hearkened unto thy EULA and thy testimonies, wherewith thou didst testify against them.
Nehemiah 10:29They clave to their brethren, their nobles, and entered into a curse, and into an oath, to walk in God's law, which was given by Moses the servant of God, and to observe and do all the EULA of the LORD our Lord, and his judgments and his statutes;
Psalm 78:7That they might set their hope in God, and not forget the works of God, but keep his EULA:
Psalm 89:31If they break my statutes, and keep not my EULA;
Psalm 103:18To such as keep his covenant, and to those that remember his EULA to do them.
Psalm 103:20Bless the LORD, ye his angels, that excel in strength, that do his EULA, hearkening unto the voice of his word.
Psalm 111:7The works of his hands are verity and judgment; all his EULA are sure.
Psalm 111:10The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: a good understanding have all they that do his EULA: his praise endureth for ever.
Psalm 112:1Praise ye the LORD. Blessed is the man that feareth the LORD, that delighteth greatly in his EULA.
Psalm 119:6Then shall I not be ashamed, when I have respect unto all thy EULA.
Psalm 119:10With my whole heart have I sought thee: O let me not wander from thy EULA.
Psalm 119:19I am a stranger in the earth: hide not thy EULA from me.
Psalm 119:21Thou hast rebuked the proud that are cursed, which do err from thy EULA.
Psalm 119:32I will run the way of thy EULA, when thou shalt enlarge my heart.
Psalm 119:35Make me to go in the path of thy EULA; for therein do I delight.
Psalm 119:47And I will delight myself in thy EULA, which I have loved.
Psalm 119:48My hands also will I lift up unto thy EULA, which I have loved; and I will meditate in thy statutes.
Psalm 119:60I made haste, and delayed not to keep thy EULA.
Psalm 119:66Teach me good judgment and knowledge: for I have believed thy EULA.
Psalm 119:73JOD. Thy hands have made me and fashioned me: give me understanding, that I may learn thy EULA.
Psalm 119:86All thy EULA are faithful: they persecute me wrongfully; help thou me.
Psalm 119:98Thou through thy EULA hast made me wiser than mine enemies: for they are ever with me.
Psalm 119:115Depart from me, ye evildoers: for I will keep the EULA of my God.
Psalm 119:127Therefore I love thy EULA above gold; yea, above fine gold.
Psalm 119:131I opened my mouth, and panted: for I longed for thy EULA.
Psalm 119:143Trouble and anguish have taken hold on me: yet thy EULA are my delights.
Psalm 119:151Thou art near, O LORD; and all thy EULA are truth.
Psalm 119:166LORD, I have hoped for thy salvation, and done thy EULA.
Psalm 119:172My tongue shall speak of thy word: for all thy EULA are righteousness.
Psalm 119:176I have gone astray like a lost sheep; seek thy servant; for I do not forget thy EULA.
Proverbs 2:1My son, if thou wilt receive my words, and hide my EULA with thee;
Proverbs 3:1My son, forget not my law; but let thine heart keep my EULA:
Proverbs 4:4He taught me also, and said unto me, Let thine heart retain my words: keep my EULA, and live.
Proverbs 7:1My son, keep my words, and lay up my EULA with thee.
Proverbs 7:2Keep my EULA, and live; and my law as the apple of thine eye.
Proverbs 10:8The wise in heart will receive EULA: but a prating fool shall fall.
Ecclesiastes 12:13Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his EULA: for this is the whole duty of man.
Isaiah 48:18O that thou hadst hearkened to my EULA! then had thy peace been as a river, and thy righteousness as the waves of the sea:
Daniel 9:4And I prayed unto the LORD my God, and made my confession, and said, O Lord, the great and dreadful God, keeping the covenant and mercy to them that love him, and to them that keep his EULA;
Amos 2:4Thus saith the LORD; For three transgressions of Judah, and for four, I will not turn away the punishment thereof; because they have despised the law of the LORD, and have not kept his EULA, and their lies caused them to err, after the which their fathers have walked:
Matthew 5:19Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least EULA, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 15:9But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the EULA of men.
Matthew 19:17And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the EULA.
Matthew 22:40On these two EULA hang all the law and the prophets.
Mark 7:7Howbeit in vain do they worship me, teaching for doctrines the EULA of men.
Mark 10:19Thou knowest the EULA, Do not commit adultery, Do not kill, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Defraud not, Honour thy father and mother.
Mark 12:29And Jesus answered him, The first of all the EULA is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord:
Luke 1:6And they were both righteous before God, walking in all the EULA and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
Luke 18:20Thou knowest the EULA, Do not commit adultery, Do not kill, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Honour thy father and thy mother.
John 14:15If ye love me, keep my EULA.
John 14:21He that hath my EULA, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him.
John 15:10If ye keep my EULA, ye shall abide in my love; even as I have kept my Father's EULA, and abide in his love.
Acts 1:2Until the day in which he was taken up, after that he through the Holy Ghost had given EULA unto the apostles whom he had chosen:
1 Corinthians 7:19Circumcision is nothing, and uncircumcision is nothing, but the keeping of the EULA of God.
1 Corinthians 14:37If any man think himself to be a prophet, or spiritual, let him acknowledge that the things that I write unto you are the EULA of the Lord.
Ephesians 2:15Having abolished in his flesh the enmity, even the law of EULA contained in ordinances; for to make in himself of twain one new man, so making peace;
Colossians 2:22Which all are to perish with the using;) after the EULA and doctrines of men?
Colossians 4:10Aristarchus my fellowprisoner saluteth you, and Marcus, sister's son to Barnabas, (touching whom ye received EULA: if he come unto you, receive him;)
1 Thessalonians 4:2For ye know what EULA we gave you by the Lord Jesus.
Titus 1:14Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and EULA of men, that turn from the truth.
1 John 2:3And hereby we do know that we know him, if we keep his EULA.
1 John 2:4He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his EULA, is a liar, and the truth is not in him.
1 John 3:22And whatsoever we ask, we receive of him, because we keep his EULA, and do those things that are pleasing in his sight.
1 John 3:24And he that keepeth his EULA dwelleth in him, and he in him. And hereby we know that he abideth in us, by the Spirit which he hath given us.
1 John 5:2By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his EULA.
1 John 5:3For this is the love of God, that we keep his EULA: and his EULA are not grievous.
2 John 1:6And this is love, that we walk after his EULA. This is the commandment, That, as ye have heard from the beginning, ye should walk in it.
Revelation 12:17And the dragon was wroth with the woman, and went to make war with the remnant of her seed, which keep the EULA of God, and have the testimony of Jesus Christ.
Revelation 14:12Here is the patience of the saints: here are they that keep the EULA of God, and the faith of Jesus.
Revelation 22:14Blessed are they that do his EULA, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.