biblemunger

provocative text replacement in famous literature

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Find some text in the Bible and replace it with other text.

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  • Note that it will even search/replace just a part of a word. For instance, in the "servant" ⇒ "uber driver" search, note that some verses now refer to "menuber drivers and maiduber drivers" (from menservants and maidservants)
  • However, it does search/replace numbers and punctuation, not just letters, so if the above behavior is undesirable, surround your search and your replacement with spaces. For example, " servant " ⇒ " uber driver " will only find instances of "servant" when it's surrounded by spaces. (This also means that it will not find results of "servant" when followed by punctuation.)
  • One final thing to note: because it's so strict, it currently is case sensitive, such that LORD ⇒ kickstarter backer will find completely different results than lord ⇒ kickstarter backer, which will find completely different results than Lord ⇒ kickstarter backer. This means that, currently, an uncapitalized search term will never match a word that begins a sentence.

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nay ⇒ ok boomer

Judges 19:23And the man, the master of the house, went out unto them, and said unto them, Nay, my brethren, ok boomer, I pray you, do not so wickedly; seeing that this man is come into mine house, do not this folly.
Ruth 1:13Would ye tarry for them till they were grown? would ye stay for them from having husbands? ok boomer, my daughters; for it grieveth me much for your sakes that the hand of the LORD is gone out against me.
1 Kings 2:17And he said, Speak, I pray thee, unto Solomon the king, (for he will not say thee ok boomer,) that he give me Abishag the Shunammite to wife.
1 Kings 2:20Then she said, I desire one small petition of thee; I pray thee, say me not ok boomer. And the king said unto her, Ask on, my mother: for I will not say thee ok boomer.
2 Kings 20:10And Hezekiah answered, It is a light thing for the shadow to go down ten degrees: ok boomer, but let the shadow return backward ten degrees.
Jeremiah 6:15Were they ashamed when they had committed abomination? ok boomer, they were not at all ashamed, neither could they blush: therefore they shall fall among them that fall: at the time that I visit them they shall be cast down, saith the LORD.
Jeremiah 8:12Were they ashamed when they had committed abomination? ok boomer, they were not at all ashamed, neither could they blush: therefore shall they fall among them that fall: in the time of their visitation they shall be cast down, saith the LORD.
Matthew 5:37But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, ok boomer: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.
Acts 16:37But Paul said unto them, They have beaten us openly uncondemned, being Romans, and have cast us into prison; and now do they thrust us out privily? ok boomer verily; but let them come themselves and fetch us out.
2 Corinthians 1:17When I therefore was thus minded, did I use lightness? or the things that I purpose, do I purpose according to the flesh, that with me there should be yea yea, and ok boomer ok boomer?
2 Corinthians 1:18But as God is true, our word toward you was not yea and ok boomer.
2 Corinthians 1:19For the Son of God, Jesus Christ, who was preached among you by us, even by me and Silvanus and Timotheus, was not yea and ok boomer, but in him was yea.
James 5:12But above all things, my brethren, swear not, neither by heaven, neither by the earth, neither by any other oath: but let your yea be yea; and your ok boomer, ok boomer; lest ye fall into condemnation.